Friday, April 24, 2026

Master List - Top Hercules and Xena Episodes

Welcome to another Edition of Master List. On this Edition, I'll be listing my Favorite Hercules and Xena Episodes. This will also be the premier episode of my newest segment - Great Episodes.

Today's focus will be on 2 of my all time favorite shows - Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess.

Let's get things started. Here are my All Time Favorite Episodes of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess. 

Hercules

Season 1 (1995)

The Wrong Path: When Hera kills Hercules' wife Deianeira and their children, he becomes so obsessed with revenge that he ignores a she-demon who is turning people to stone. The start of a great series.

Eye of the Beholder: Hercules helps defend a village from a cyclops, but finds there is more to the story than meets the eye. Salmoneus' debut episode. And I think Richard Moll played the Cyclops. 

Ares: Hercules and the blacksmith, Atalanta try to stop Ares, the God of War, from corrupting children into killers. The Debut of Herc's Evil Half Brother, though he doesn't make a physical appearance until Xena. And Atlanta was a cool character.

Pride Comes Before a Brawl: Hercules' ex-girlfriend, Nemesis, the Goddess of Retribution, is ordered to kill Iolaus for his hubris. The Debut of Nemesis and Iolaus' "Old Hunting Tricks".

The Warrior Princess: Xena, a cunning and cruel warlord, seduces Iolaus and turns him against Hercules. The Wham Episode. The Legendary Xena makes her Debut and would soon become a Huge Fan Favorite, leading to her Own Series.

Gladiator: While on a mission to reunite a Woman with her slave Husband, Hercules and Iolaus attempt to free Him and other slaves forced to be gladiators, but are captured themselves and forced to participate. This was a good episode and it showcases some accuracy of the Ancient Sport of Gladiators.

The Vanishing Dead: Ares' dog, Graegus, starts eating people and preventing their souls from resting. Hercules and Iolous investigate a deceased soldier. Another action packed episode. It's also Bruce Campbell's Directorial Debut. Groovy!     

The Gauntlet: Xena's lieutenant Darphus betrays her and forces her to run a gauntlet. She teams up with Hercules to get revenge. Herc tries to redeem her. Xena's road to redemption began here.

Unchained Heart: Ares resurrects Darphus to cut a path of destruction through Greece and to feed Hercules to Graegus, the dog of war. While stopping them, Xena turns her back on evil. A cool episode. Xena gets her own Show after this.
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Season 2 (1995 - 1996)

The King of Thieves: Autolycus, the King of Thieves, performs a robbery that Iolaus is blamed for. Hercules must capture Autolycus to clear his name. The debut of one of My favorite Characters. Autolycus is great. Also, Bruce Campbell makes his On Screen debut as The King of Thieves Himself. 

All That Glitters: Hercules and Salmoneus visit King Midas' Gambling Palace, but find it has been taken over by Hera worshipers, who provide sadistic entertainment. Chaos ensues.

What's in a Name?: Hercules' jealous brother Iphicles starts impersonating him.  Iphicles plans to marry the stepdaughter of a Warlord. Fun Fact, Kevin Tod Smith, who played Ares, also played Iphicles. So the same dude played 2 of Hercules' Half Brothers. And it was never mentioned that Ares and Iphicles looked alike. Strange.

The Mother of All Monsters: Echidna, the Mother of All Monsters, seeks revenge on Hercules for killing Her Monster Children, and kidnaps his mother Alcmene as part of that revenge.   

The Other Side: When Hades abducts Persephone to be his wife, Demeter orders Hercules to rescue her or else she will not allow anything to grow. While in the Underworld,Herc also gets a brief, but heartwarming, reunion with his wife,Deianeira, and his 3 children. 

The Fire Down Below: When Salmoneus unknowingly steals treasure belonging to Hera, she orders Nemesis to kill him. He also has to deal with a fire demon too. Salmoneus is another favorite. And this would be Nemesis' final episode as Hera's minion.  

Cast a Giant Shadow: Hercules befriends the giant Typhon, but learns he is Echidna's husband and the Father of All Monsters. It's revealed that Hera corrupted Typhon and Echidna's Monster Children and turned them evil. Echidna pulls a Heel-Face turn in this episode.

Highway to Hades: Sisyphus escapes from the Underworld and tricks Timuron into taking his place, so Hercules is ordered to set things right by capturing Sisyphus and free Timuron. This wouldn't be the last time we see Sisyphus, as he also appears on Xena. 

The Enforcer: Hera punishes Nemesis for disobedience by turning her into a mortal, then creates the Enforcer, a woman made of water with only one mission: kill Hercules. Another action packed episode. 

Let the Games Begin: When the Spartans and The Eleans begin fighting, Hercules devises the Olympic Games as an alternative to War. The story of the very first Olympic Games...at least in This Universe.

The Apple: Aphrodite gives Iolaus a golden apple that will make people fall in love with him, but when he uses it on a princess who is already engaged, this threatens to start a war. This was a fun episode. Also the debut of Herc's Half-Sisters, Athena, Artemis, and Aphrodite.

Promises: Hercules and Iolaus attempt to rescue a kidnapped woman, the fiancee of King Boraeus, and are confused when she doesn't want to be rescued.   

King For A Day: When Iolaus' Estranged Cousin, Prince Orestes is drugged and cannot attend his coronation, Iolaus, who looks identical, is asked to temporarily take his place, so that Minos can't be made King. 

Protean Challenge: The shapeshifting god Proteus starts framing several people for crimes, including Hercules and Iolaus' friend, Thanis. 

The Wedding of Alcmene: Hera sends her minions, Led by The Blue Priest, kill Hercules and ruin Alcmene and Jason's wedding. Because Alcmene isn't a Royal, Jason is forced to give up his throne, so he passes his crown onto Iphicles.

The Power: Aphrodite's demigod son Deon discovers he has the ability to control people with his voice. His evil mortal uncle tries to use him to get rich, while Hercules, his other uncle, tries to teach him to use his ability responsibly.  

Centaur Mentor Journey: Hercules' dying mentor, The Centaur Ceridian, asks him to stop a war between the Centaurs, who want equal rights, and the Humans, who Hate Centaurs. 
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Season 3 (1996 - 1997)

Doomsday: In his grief over the death of his son Icarus, Daedalus is convinced to build weapons and war machines for the evil Kin Nikolos. The first instance of a Mech Suit, though a primitive one, in This Universe.

Love Takes a Holiday: Aphrodite decides to quit being the Goddess of Love. Meanwhile, Iolaus runs into his long-lost grandmother, who is still young because of Hephaestus, who desires both her and Aphrodite. This was a fun episode and Aphrodite trying out nee careers, including Hercules', was funny. She even dressed like her half-brother too, which was cute.

Not Fade Away: Hera creates a new Enforcer, a woman made of fire, who kills Iolaus. Hercules cuts a deal with Hades to resurrect him if he can defeat the new Enforcer by sundown. Hades resurrects the first Enforcer and orders her to help Hercules with this mission. In the afterlife, Iolaus has a reunion his soldier father and The 1st Enforcer redeems herself before her death at the hands of the 2nd Enforcer. Great action too.

Monster Child in the Promised Land: Echidna gives birth to a new baby monster who gets kidnapped by Klepto, a small-time thief, who begins to form a bond with him. Hercules and Iolaus must get the monster baby back. Fun Fact: This was the 1st Episode that I ever taped from TV.

The Green-Eyed Monster: Cupid falls in love with a beautiful mortal girl,Psyche, but his mother Aphrodite is jealous because people are saying Psyche is more beautiful than her. Things get complicated when Hercules is shot with Cupid's arrow and falls in love with Psyche too, causing Cupid to turn into a literal green-eyed monster. Thankfully, the spell breaks when he thinks of his late wife,Deianeira. Salmoneus eventually gets a hold of the bow and tries to sell it. This was another fun episode.    

Prince Hercules: While on his way to a festival, Hercules is struck on the head and suffers amnesia. Parnassa, an evil Hera-worshiping queen fools him into believing that he's her son, so that he'll serve Hera and lead her armies. Meanwhile, an accident at the festival turns Iolaus purple. Fun Fact: Kevin Sorbo's future wife, Sam, made her debut as Hercules' "wife", the princess. She would later play Sarena, the Golden Hind.

A Star to Guide Them: Iolaus has a strange dream that urges him to travel north, where he and Hercules discover a King Poloneus and his pregnant wife, Queen Maliphone, have ordered all babies to be rounded up and put to death. Herc and Iolaus travel with a farmer and a bandit, who both had the same dream as Iolaus. Takes place during the Birth of Christ, kinda.

Long Live the King: When Iolaus' twin cousin Orestes is murdered, he must once again take his place to solve the murder and secure a peace treaty.

Surprise: Xena's arch enemy Callisto makes a deal with Hera to be resurrected in exchange for killing Hercules. At his birthday party, she drugs the guests, Herc's Family, then orders him to help her retrieve the Golden Apples of the Tree of Life from a labyrinth,which will grant immortality when eaten. Meanwhile, Herc's family, now drugged, start having hillusenations. Callisto is my favorite Xena Villain and it was cool seeing her on Hercules. 

Encounter: Hercules tries to help Serena, the Golden Hind, whose blood is poisonous to gods, who's being hunted. However, the Hind is being used by Ares,as a plot to kill Hercules. Herc falls in love with Sarena in her human form. The 1st of the 3-Part Golden Hind Saga.

When a Man Loves a Woman: Hercules wants to marry Sarena. Ares, still manipulating things, tells Hercules that the gods will only consent to Hercules and Serena's marriage if they both agree to give up their powers. A deal is made and Sarena is turned fully human and Hercules looses his god-like strength. Herc consulting his dead family before he gets married was heartwarming. The 2nd of the 3-Part Golden Hind Saga.

Judgment Day: A powerless Hercules now marries a fully human Serena. But, via some dream trickery by Strife,, she is murdered and Hercules is framed for it. As a lynch mob comes after him, Xena and Gabrielle show up to help him and Iolaus. Hercules eventuall.y gets his powers back and cleared of murder charges. Herc then visits Sarena's grave at the end of the episode, which was a bit heartwrenching. The Finale of the Golden Hind Saga. My favorite of the Hercules/Xena Crossover Episodes. 

The Lost City: Iolaus  and his companion Moria discovers an underground cult, where an evil leader,Kamaros, has brainwashed people into mining gold for him, including Salmoneus, and Iolaus' missing cousin Regina. The cult members in this episode were, more or less, Hippies.   

Les Contemptibles: In 1789 France, Lady Marie DeValle makes a deal with a man claiming to be the infamous Revolutionary Chartreuse Fox, and tries to inspire two highwaymen to be revolutionaries by telling tales of Hercules' heroism. But no-one is as they seem.  

Reign of Terror: King Augeus has gone mad and thinks he is Zeus. Hera grants him real godly powers and orders him to kill Hercules. Salmoneus gets into a manure scheme and Aphrodite helps a dying farmer, who was a victim of the new super powered Augeus'. Herc has until sundown to save him.  .   

The End of the Beginning: Autolycus steals the Chronos Stone, Hercules tries to stop him and soon they are both sent back five years into the past. While Autolycus teams up with his younger self to steal a treasure he had previously failed to steal, Hercules re-unites with Sarena and tries to change her destiny to prevent her eventual death.

War Bride: Hercules and Iolaus rescue a spoiled princess from kidnappers and try to return her home. I love the way the princess keeps insulting Iolaus by getting his name wrong. My favorite insult was "Ioafus". This episode was directed by Hercules himself, Kevin Sorbo. 

Atlantis: Hercules is shipwrecked and finds himself in Atlantis, an island with highly advanced technology, but an arrogant people. An outcast among them,named Cassandra, has visions that the island will sink, but only Hercules believes her. The Herc/Xenaverse tackles the Lost City of Atlantis.
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Season 4 (1997 - 1998)

Beanstalks and Bad Eggs: Hercules and Autolycus climb a beanstalk and try to rescue a maiden who has been captured by Typhoon, a giant who lives in a castle in the clouds. The maiden is caring for 3 Golden Eggs, which spells even more trouble for the duo.  Typhoon is revealed to be the twin brother of Typhon. The eggs eventually hatch and troublemaking  baby Harpies are born. The Harpy babies do a small 3 stooges act at the end, which i loved. 

Web of Desire: Hercules and Iolaus must team up with the pirate Nebula when they are attacked by Arachne the spider woman. The debut of fan favorite character, Nebula.

Stranger in a Strange World: Iolaus accidentally swaps places with his alternate universe counterpart. While Hercules and Ares are confused by seeing an Iolaus who is a cowardly jester, Iolaus is trapped in a world where everybody has the opposite personality and Hercules is a cruel tyrant called the Sovereign.  Another great episode.   

Two Men and a Baby: Nemesis has a baby son named Evander, and claims that Hercules is the father. She leaves the baby with the two men and vanishes. Evander demonstrates great powers, so Ares tries to take him to raise him as a weapon. It's later reveiled that Ares is Evanders real father, thus making the baby, Herc's nephew.  Ares and Hercules soon battle it out over the baby. 

Prodigal Sister: Hercules helps a blind young man reunite with his sister, who had been abducted years ago by a group of renegade Amazons. I love the brother-sister reunion at the end.

..And Fancy Free: Hercules agrees to become the partner of a girl named Althea for a dance contest, even though he himself can't dance. Herc and Althea stumble upon Widow Twanky, who teaches them how to dance. Widow Twanky was played by Iolaus himself, Michael Hurst, who also directed this episode.

If I Had A Hammer...: Lonely, Atalanta makes a lifesized statue of Hercules out of scrap metal, that soon gets brought to life by Hephaestus.  However, the living statue, who believes he's the Real Hercules, is childlike and nothing like the original. Discord encourages the living statue to commit murder, framing the real Hercules for the crime. Hercules and his double fight it out. In the end, the Statue sacrifices itself to save Atalanta's life.

Hercules on Trial: When a man gets himself killed trying to imitate Hercules, Hercules is arrested and put on trial for being a bad influence on people, by encouraging ordinary people to risk their lives to help others in need. Herc's evil brother, Ares tries to convert him to the dark side. 

Men in Pink: Salmoneus and Autolycus are framed for the murder or a rich King, so hide in Widow Twanky's all-girl dance troupe by disguising themselves as women. A funny episode and one of the first to have Salmoneus and Autolycus as a duo. 

Armageddon Now: A 2-Part Episode. With the evil Hope's help, Callisto is free from her prison and teams up with Ares to get the Hinds blood pendant from The Sovereign. They succeed and trap Both Hercules and The Soverign in a limbo realm. Calisto soon betrays Ares. With Hopes help, She travels back in time to kill Alcmene before she can give birth to Hercules. Iolaus convinces Ares to send him back in time to stop her. With Hercules and the Sovereign trapped in a limbo realm, Iolaus must act alone. Callisto succeeds, leaving Iolaus trapped in a world without Hercules and where Xena, having never been redeemed, rules with an iron fist. Iolaus finds and steals the Chronos Stone from Xena and restores the timeline.

Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules: In the modern day, the producers of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys panic when the star, Kevin Sorbo, goes missing after an earthquake. Now This was a really fun episode. The Hercules actors potray the producers in a comical and exaturated way.

Porkules: With Atemis' Bow, Discord turns Hercules into a pig. While Iolaus and Autolycus try to save him from a butcher's chopping block, Hercules befriends a pig named Katherine and helps her.

One Fowl Day: Aphrodite turns Katherine into a human and Hercules tries to help her adjust to human life. Meanwhile, Ares torments Iolaus and Autolycus for disrespecting him, by chaining them together and altering their appearences a bit..

My Fair Cupcake:  When Autolycus plans to steal a priceless sapphire, he dupes naïve would-be girlfriend Cupcake into posing as a princess to gain entry, but walks into the middle of a feud between two opposing kingdoms when they unknowingly use one of these kingdoms as their cover. Iolaus, upon learning of this, allows Autolycus to carry out his scheme to help buy time for Hercules who is working on preventing a potential war between the two kingdoms. Atolycus is great.

Twilight: Alcmene is dying, and while Hercules, Iolaus, and Jason comfort her, they reminisce about the first time Hercules went to war.

Top God: With Alcmene dead, Hercules is asked by estranged father Zeus to join him ruling the Gods of Olympus, causing him to recall a teenage brush with Godliness and his brash older brother, the God Apollo.

Reunions: Hercules accepts Zeus' offer, but discovers Zeus had an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Iolaus visits his mother, whom he had not seen in years. This is the first and only time where Hercules fights Hera directly.
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Season 5 (1998 - 1999)

Faith: Hercules, Iolaus, and Nebula travel to Sumeria to help King Gilgamesh, who claims the gods are destroying his kingdom. But, something isn't right... This is Dahak's official debut on Hercules.

Descent: Devastated by Iolaus' death, Hercules and Nebula travel to the Sumerian Underworld to try to convince the Sumerian Gods to resurrect him, but they face many trials.

Resurrection: After failing to resurrect Iolaus, Hercules loses his confidence as a hero and is soon washed up on the island of Eire. The  Druids claim Herc to be their "Chosen One," brought to them to deal with an evil demigod who is out to destroy them with the help of the horned god Cernunnos.  

Genies and Grecians and Geeks, Oh My: Salmoneus and Autolycus find the Sultan's magic lamp, which contains a genie. The Sultan wants his lamp back and orders for Atolycus and Salmoneus to be killed. 

Norse By Norsevest: Hercules, having had a vision that he must save a man's life, heads to Norway, where he learns that the man is in fact the Norse God Balder. Soon he becomes entangled in an end-of-the-world prophecy.  

Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge: Hercules is forced to join forces with Thor to stop the evil Loki, who is trying to bring about Ragnarok, the end of all things.

Darkness Rising: While enjoying life in Eire, Hercules has visions of Nebula in trouble. So He and Morrigan go to Sumeria, where they discover that Nebula's gone mad due to seeing apparitions of Iolaus. 

For Those of You Just Joining Us: In the modern day,  Studio head B.S. Hollingfoffer orders the producers and writers to come up with better stories for the series, so they head off to a corporate retreat camp with Kevin Sorbo. However, once there, someone keeps trying to kill them all. Another really fun episode. 

Let There Be Light: Hercules, Nebula, and Morrigan pursue Dahak, the God of Evil, who has possessed Iolaus' body and taken over Greece by convincing it's people that He is the savior. He also convinces the people that Hercules and friends are evil. Herc finds a way to separate Dahak from Iolaus. 

Redemption: Hercules tries to exorcise Dahak and free Iolaus' spirit. Herc eventually enters Iolaus' soul and fights Dahak alongside Iolaus. The 2 share then Heartwarming goodbye.

Sky High:  Hercules, with Amazon Ephiny, recruits a rag-tag band, including a murderer, in a mission to use explosive crystals to blow a hole in the side of a volcano and stop lava from destroying a town in its path..

Stranger and Stranger: Hercules revisits the alternate universe to save the Olympion Gods, who were trapped there by Ares. Her teams up with Iolaus' counterpart to save the day. Also, Ares kills the Sovereign

Just Passing Through: Now that Iolaus II decided to stay in Hercules' world, Hercules tries to inspire him to be a hero by telling him stories of an adventure where he and Iolaus had to retrieve a stolen ruby from Autolycus, who had a curse looming over him until he returned it. Iolaus II shows his scientific ingenuity.

Greece is Burning: Hercules helps Althea with her fashion show, and gets the Widow Twanky to help them.   

Love on the Rocks:  With Hercules away on a mission, Iolaus II admits to Aphrodite that he longs to experience love. Meanwhile, Discord turns Nautica (Angela Dotchin) the mermaid into a beautiful woman, and soon Nautica and Iolaus fall in love, unaware that Discord's ulterior motive is that a spell Poseidon placed on Nautica long ago will cause the seas to freeze unless Nautica returns to the ocean. Any Iolaus focused episode is a good one, even if it's his alternate universe counterpart.

Once Upon a Future King: Roughly 1000 years in the future, aspiring King Arthur Pendragon is cruel and arrogant. To teach him a lesson, Merlin transports him and his partner Mab to Hercules' time. Arthur decides to gain Excalibur early and instead be king there, so Hercules, Morrigan, and Merlin's younger self attempt to stop him.  Hercules meets the King Arthur Legend.

Fade Out: Ares, Discord, and Deimos use a cursed stone to make a village fade away into nothingness. Hercules breaks the stone, but this causes him to start fading away.

My Best Girl's Wedding: Iolaus II is shocked to learn that his beloved Nautica is being forced into marrying a goon. Meanwhile, Hercules runs into his former wife Serena, who does not recognize him from this time-line, and whose husband is lost at sea. With Aphrodite's help, the two learn that the goon had stolen the trident which belongs to Nautica's father, Triton and, while she agreed to marry to get it back and to save her father's life, Nautica is unaware that its power was already lost. Hercules must work at getting a new trident made or the seas will die with Triton. In the end, Iolaus II becomes a Merman and lives happily ever after with Nautica.  

Revelations: The Original Iolaus comes back to life to warn Hercules that Archangel Michael is planning to unleash the Horsemen of the Apocalypse to wipe out the world. Ares also gets involved. The second instance of Christian stuff in Hercules. More to come in the next and Final season. 
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Season 6 (1999)

Be Deviled: Hercules and Iolaus try to stop a murderer who has escaped from Hell with demonic powers, but Hercules is tormented by a demon who looks just like Serena.

Love, Amazon Style: Aphrodite and Hephaestus break up. Depressed, Aphrodite accidentally causes an Amazon tribe to obey any order they are given. Deimos takes advantage of this to take control of them. 

Darkness Visible: Hercules and Iolaus are summoned by Oedipus, to rid his kingdom of the Strigoi (vampires), But a man named Vlad is leading them into a trap. 

Hercules, Tramps & Thieves: Hercules and Autolycus visit the First Bank of Greece, where Autolycus runs into his bitter ex-wife, who is working as a showgirl. Autolycus is blamed when the bank is robbed, even though he's actually innocent.

City of the Dead: Hercules and Iolaus go to Egypt on a diplomatic mission and investigate when Queen Nefertiti is nearly assassinated during a bitter family feud.

A Wicked Good Time: A coven of witches working for Discord try to convince Seska to join them as part of a plot to destroy Hercules. 

Full Circle: Zeus abducts Evander and uses the boy's powers to free Hera from Tartarus. Meanwhile, Ares frees Atlus and his 2 evil Titan brothers. Hera turns babyface at the end of this episode, ending her feud with Hercules. The Series Finale and a Good One.    

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Xena

Season 1 (1995 - 1996)

Sins of the Past:  Xena returns to Amphipolis, the place she grew up, in order to try to make up for past sins. On the way, she saves the people of Potidaea from the warlord Draco; her actions attract the attention of a young girl called Gabrielle, who decides to follow Xena in the hopes of a more exciting life. A great start to a great series.

Chariots of War:  While defending a small and peaceful settlement from a vicious warlord and his son, Xena is shot with an arrow. She is cared for by a local family while Gabrielle is left to defend herself in the local tavern, which is filled with thieves and cut-throats.

Dreamworker: Gabrielle is captured by Manus, The High Priest of Morpheus, to be his bride. Xena must navigate the dream world to save her, but while she's there, she must face her past demons.

Cradle of Hope: Xena and Gabrielle go undercover to defend a baby from a king because that king heard a prophecy saying the baby would grow up to take his throne. They also have to help Pandora when her box is stolen. 

The Reckoning: Xena is framed for murder and Ares, the God of War, tries to tempt her to go back to her evil ways. The first Physical Appearance of Ares.

The Titans:  Gabrielle accidentally reads an incantation from a script that releases three titans from being a stone tomb. She convinces them she is a Goddess and has them perform helpful tasks for a small village nearby; however, after they soon start to suspect her of lying, they turn on the town and threaten to destroy the town for good.. 

Prometheus: Hera chains up Prometheus, depriving humanity of his gifts of fire and healing. Xena and Gabrielle attempt to free him, and are joined by Hercules and Iolaus. The first ever Hercules/Xena Crossover Episode.

Hooves and Harlots: Someone is trying to trigger a war between the Amazons and the Centaurs. Gabrielle is surprised when a dying Amazon princess names her her successor.

Athens City: Academy of the Performing Bards: Gabrielle auditions for the Athens City Academy to be a bard, but many others want the spot too, including Homer and Euripides.   

Warrior...Princess: Xena swaps places with Princess Diana, her doppleganger, to foil an assassination attempt.  

The Royal Couple of Thieves: Xena drafts Autolycus, the King of Thieves, to help her steal a powerful weapon that is being auctioned to several unsavory people. Warrior Princess meets King of Thieves. Classic episode.

Ties That Bind: While on a mission to rescue a group of slaves, Xena runs into a man who claims to be her father. 

The Greater Good: When Xena is poisoned, Gabrielle must step up to protect a village from a Warlord. Salmoneus makes his Xena debut.

Callisto: A woman named Callisto starts killing people while claiming to be Xena. While trying to stop her, Xena and Gabrielle run into a wannabe warrior named Joxer. I love this episode and it's also the debut of 2 of my favorite characters - Callisto and Joxer The Mighty.
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Season 2 (1996 - 1997)

Orphan of War:  Xena meets Solan, the son she gave to the centaur, Kaleipus to raise. Xena battles Dagnine, who has used the power of the Ixion Stone to transform himself into the most powerful centaur ever known.

Remember Nothing:  After Xena saves the Fates from attack, they give her the chance to live her life again; if she agrees to give up her warrior ways. She accepts and in the new life, her beloved-brother, Lyceus is still alive, but her mother is dead and Gabrielle is a warlord's slave. Another great episode.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer find Orpheus' still living head, who asks them to help stop a group of bacchae (vampires) created by Bacchus. It's Xena v. Vampires.

Return of Callisto: As Callisto breaks out of prison, Gabrielle reunites with her old love, Perdicus and they decide to marry. When Callisto murders Perdicus, Gabrielle wants Xena to teach her how to kill Callisto, so she can exact her revenge. Fun Factoid: This was the Very First Xena Episode that I've ever Taped.

Warrior...Princess...Tramp: Much confusion happens when Xena's Doppleganger,Princess Diana, is kidnapped and while Xena tries to save her, another Doppleganger, a tramp named Meg, shows up. This was a fun episode.   

Intimate Stranger: Callisto has Ares switch her body with Xena's and she escapes from Tartarus. Hades allows Xena, now in Callisto's body, to go after her. Callisto, in Xena's body, causes trouble for Xena's friends and family.

Ten Little Warlords: When Ares loses his powers, thanks to his Sword being stolen, the entire Greco-Roman Region is in chaos, where normally peaceful people become angry and violent. King Sisyphus brings Xena (still in Callisto's body) and some warlords together for a final battle to decide who will sit on the deposed Ares' throne. His plan is to take Ares' place and escape from Tartarus. Ares tags along to make sure he gets his powers back.

A Solstice Carol: A mean king forbids celebrating the Solstice and attempts to close down an orphanage, so Xena devises a plan to show him the error of his ways. A loose adaption of 'A Christmas Carol'. Also, the Virgin Mary may or may not have appeared at the end of this episode.

The Xena Scrolls: In 1940, the archaeologist, Janice Covington is searching for the key to unlock a tomb containing the ancient Xena Scrolls. With the help of Melinda Pappas and Jacques S'er she finds the scrolls and releases Ares from his tomb. It's Indiana Jones meets Xena.

Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis:  Salmoneus summons Xena to help keep the peace in the kingdom where he is organising the Miss Known World Beauty Pageant. Xena enters the contest as Miss Amphipolis so she can figure out who is sabotaging the pageant.  

A Necessary Evil: Velasca, having eaten Ambrosia, has become a goddess and attacks the Amazon camp. Xena makes a deal with Callisto, who agrees to fight Velasca for a chance to get her hands on some Ambrosia.

A Day In The Life: Two villages ask for Xena' help at the same time, one needs protection from a Warlord, the other needs protection from a Giant. 

For Him The Bell Tolls: Responding to an urgent message from King Lias, Xena decides to go away for a few days, leaving Gabrielle and Joxer behind. Aphrodite has some fun when she causes Joxer to become a hero every time a bell rings. But reverts to his bumbling self when he hears a bell again. Another fun episode And the debut of Joxer's very catchy theme song "The Ballad of Joxer The Mighty". 

Blind Faith:  An aspiring warrior kidnaps Gabrielle so that he can pick a fight with Xena. During the fight Xena is splashed with sumac oil and begins losing her sight. Meanwhile, Gabrielle has been sold to a man who wants to marry her to the recently dead king.

A Comedy Of Eros: Cupid's son Bliss steals his arrows and causes chaos in the mortal world. funny episode. 
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Season 3 (1997 - 1998)

The Furies:  Ares convinces the Furies to inflict persecution and madness on Xena because she has not avenged the death of her father.  Xena heads off to find the culprit, only to discover it was her mother, Cyrene. With the help of Gabrielle and a tale from Cyrene about Xena's conception, Xena is able to persuade the Furies that Ares is her father.

Been There, Done That: Cupid causes a town to repeat the same day over and over until a hero can help two star-crossed lovers from feuding families. Eventually, Xena finds out that the day is resetting and must work alone to save the day and break the curse. Xena meets Groundhog Day.

The Deliverer:  Xena travels to Britannia to help Boadicea in her fight against Caesar. While there, Gabrielle learns about a cult who worships "The One God". She is tricked into killing one of the priestesses and is impregnated with the spawn of the evil Dahak.

Gabrielle’s Hope: As the baby in Gabrielle's womb grows at an alarming rate, she and Xena are followed by Banshees and the Knights of the Round Table. The knights fear that the unborn child is the great evil they have heard about. When Xena finds one of the knights dead, she decides that the baby is evil incarnate and must be killed.

The King of Assassins: Gabrielle teams up with Joxer and Autolycus to protect Cleopatra from an assassin, who turns out to be Joxer's identical brother Jett. 

Warrior...Priestess...Tramp: Xena Doppleganger and Tramp, Meg switches place with her look-alike, the Hestian Priestess Leah, so that she and a corrupt priest can bring the cult into disarray. Meanwhile, Leah experiences life in the world beyond the temple. 

The Quill Is Mightier: Aphrodite decides to have some fun and enchants Gabrielle's scroll so that everything she writes comes true. The resulting chaos leads both Ares and Aphrodite to lose their powers and sends Xena on a fishing trip. Super fun episode.

Maternal Instincts:  Hope returns and releases Callisto from the lava, the 2 begin to plot against Xena, by murdering her Son, Solan. Hope later presents herself to Gabrielle, who decides to keep Hope a secret from Xena. Xena eventually finds out, but it's too late, Hope has killed Solan, now Xena wants revenge. Xena and Gabrielle's friendship is soon tarnished.   

The Bitter Suite: Enraged by her son Solan's death, Xena tries to kill Gabrielle, but then they get whisked away to a bizarre musical land called Illusia, where they journey through their shared hatred and pain to regain their lost friendship. The 1st Musical Episode. It's Xena meets Broadway.

King Con:   Xena and Gabrielle join forces with a couple of con men after Joxer is almost beaten to death on the order of the local casino manager. Her plan is to bankrupt the owner. The two men make a bet: who will be the first to kiss Xena? Things get complicated when Xena starts falling for Rafe.

Forget Me Not: Still traumatized by the memories of Hope and recent events, Gabrielle seeks the help of Mnemosyne, the Titan goddess of memory. A priestess sends her on a dream journey into the "river of wailing" and the "river of woe" with Ares as her guide. Upon completion of the journey she is given the choice to suffer the pain or let it go, and all her happy memories along with it.

Fins, Femmes and Gems: To stop them from interfering with her plan to steal the North Star for her own means, Aphrodite puts a spell on the heroes. Xena becomes obsessed with fishing, Gabrielle becomes obsessed with herself and her beauty, and Joxer thinks he's "Attis the Ape Man".  

Tsunami: Gabrielle, Xena and Autolycus are trapped in a ship's hull after it is hit by a tsunami. Xena comes up with a risky plan to save everyone and get them all back to the surface.

Vanishing Act: After a golden idol is stolen, Xena calls on Autolycus, the King of Thieves, to help her steal it back. She and Gabrielle pose as rival buyers in order to discover where the statue is being hidden. 

Sacrifice: A 2-Part Season Finale:  Callisto, with the help of Dahak's priest, brings Hope back into the world. Ares sides with Dahak rather than against him. He tells Gabrielle that if Xena kills Hope, the Fates will cut her life thread and she will die too. Ares and Hope consummate their new relationship and followers of Dahak plan a sacrifice that will usher him into the world. Meanwhile, Xena searches for the Hind's Blood Dagger, the only thing she knows of capable of killing Hope. In the end, Gabrielle sacrificed herself to save Xena by falling into the lava pit and taking Hope with her. Xena kills Callisto with the Hind's Blood Dagger in a fit of rage. My favorite 2-Part Xena episode.
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Season 4 (1998 - 1999)

A Family Affair:   Xena and Joxer reunite with Gabrielle in Poteidaia, but Hope is posing in her place and has taken Gabrielle's family hostage. Meanwhile, she raises her child, a Super Monster, called "The Destroyer", who's terrorizing the village.  

In Sickness and in Hell:  Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer have to stop the Scythian army from attacking some villages. Xena and Gabrielle are struck down with lice and moldy feet. Joxer saves the day by giving the army food poisoning.

A Tale of Two Muses: In a town where dancing is banned, Xena and Gabrielle find Tara about to be whipped for breaking the law. While there Gabrielle withstands the urge to dance, Xena gets Autolycus to help bring dance back to the town.

Locked Up and Tied Down:  Xena is arrested for an old murder and sentenced to spend the rest of her life at Shark Island Prison. Xena believes her time prison will help atone for her past, but with Gabrielle's help they discover that the victim survived and is now the prison warder. 

Crusade:  Xena and Gabrielle meet Najara, a woman who fights evil and converts people to "turn to the light". Xena tries to leave Gabrielle with her, fearing the visions that Alti showed her. Xena later discovers that Najara kills anyone who refuses to convert to her way. Alti is Not my favorite Xena Villain. In fact, I hate her.

The Key To The Kingdom:  Xena Doppleganger, Meg recruits Joxer and Autolycus to steal Athena's Crown, and a baby holds the key to its location, but a prophecy says if the key is used the baby will be no more.  

If The Shoe Fits: A young princess runs away from home. Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer, and Aphrodite each tell her their own versions of Cinderella. Aphrodite wants her to stay with her while the others want her to return home. Xena meets Fairytales. 

Paradise Found: Gabrielle and Xena have an accident and find themselves in a hidden paradise. While the Guru there begins teaching Gabrielle about inner peace and healing her pain, Xena becomes more and more agitated and violent.   

Devi: In India, Gabrielle and Xena meet Eli, and Gabrielle is possessed by the spirit of the demoness, Tataka. She begins healing people, poses as a devi and tries to kill Xena and Eli, who is the real devi. Eli is introduced, he later becomes a Jesus expy.

The Way:  Eli and Gabrielle are kidnapped by Indrajit, and Xena and Hanuman go to rescue them. Hanuman tells Xena she will need Krishna's help to defeat Indrajit so she prays to him. He tells her she only need call his name and help will be given. After being saved, Gabrielle chooses to follow Eli's Way of Love and Xena dedicates herself to the Way of the Warrior.  

The Play's The Thing: Gabrielle has one of her stories turned into a play. She also becomes embroiled in a scheme to con some warlords out of their money and cannot find an actress good enough to play herself. 

The Convert: Joxer accidentally kills a Warlord in battle, is devastated with guilt, and tries to make amends with the man's son. Meanwhile, Najara escapes from prison, but claims that she now follows Eli's Way of Peace.  

Takes One To Know One: When a bounty hunter is found dead in an inn, Discord, the new Goddess of Retribution, threatens to kill everyone unless the culprit is revealed. The Murder Mystery episode. So fun.

The Ides Of March:  With the help of the demonic Callisto, Caesar places a trap for Xena, with Gabrielle as the bait. As Xena and Gabrielle attempt an escape, Brutus revolts against Caesar and the vision Alti showed Xena comes to fulfillment. Xena in the Ides of March.   

Deja Vu All Over Again: The Season Finale. In the present, Annie Day is a hardcore Xena fan with the belief that she is the reincarnation of Xena. She visits a past life therapist in order to discover the truth. She finds that she was Joxer, her boyfriend Harry was really Xena and the therapist was Gabrielle. Funny episode.   
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Season 5 (1999 - 2000)

Fallen Angel: In The Season 5 Premier, Joxer, Eli, and Amarice attempt to take Xena and Gabrielle's bodies back to Greece for burial. In the afterlife, Xena and Gabrielle are being taken to Heaven by angels, but are attacked by demons lead by Callisto.

Chakram: Xena and Gabrielle have been resurrected, but Xena has no memories. Ares and another God of War try to use her to retrieve a powerful weapon called the Chakram of Light. The debut of Xena's awesome Super Chakram.  

Purity:  Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer head to Qin so that Xena can retrieve Lao Ma's Book of Wisdom to stop in falling into the wrong hands. When they arrive Xena is greeted by Pao Ssu and K'ao Hsin, the twin daughters of Lao Ma. Pao Ssu has the secret of the Black powder and wants to use it to rule Qin. Xena returns to China.

Back In The Bottle:  After being defeated by Xena, Pao Ssu's spirit join with that of her brother Ming T'ien. They team up with Khan and his army so they can attack Qin. Xena uses the wisdom left by Lao Ma to stand up against the army alone  

Little Problems: Xena's spirit becomes trapped in the body of a little girl named Daphne, so Gabrielle and Aphrodite try to reverse this before sunset. Meanwhile, Xena helps Daphne's father through his grief..

Seeds Of Faith: Ares feels threatened by Eli and decides to kill him. Xena and Gabrielle swear they will protect Eli from Ares, but he tells them they cannot use violence to save his life. The newly-angelic Callisto re-appears, bringing several shocking revelations with her. 

Lyre, Lyre, Hearts On Fire: Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer head to Melodia, Greece's musical capital, to participate in a battle of the bands to retrieve the Golden Lyre. Meanwhile, Joxer is embarrassed by his flamboyant brother, Jace.

God Fearing Child: When a prophecy says Xena's child will bring about the end of the gods, Zeus sentences Xena and her unborn child to death. Xena and Gabrielle steal Hades' Helmet of Invisibility to hide from the gods. Hercules arrives to help protect Xena and her baby from his Olympian relations. Hera and Hercules make amends in this episode. This is also the Final time we see Hercules, as his show ended and he never appears on Xena again.

Married With Fishsticks: Gabrielle is knocked out and has a strange dream where she is the fishwife to a guy named Hagar. She's also lost her memory. Her husband is using Gabrielle as his wife to win an election. Meanwhile, her friends are all trying to steal him for themselves. Another fun episode.

Kindred Spirits: Gabrielle contemplates whether to take over as Queen of the Amazons or continue traveling with Xena. Meanwhile, Joxer is caught peeking at some Amazons bathing and is sentenced to a fight to the death. The Wrestling Episode. Cool. 
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Season 6 (2000 - 2001)  

Old Ares Had A Farm: Now that Ares is mortal, several people want to kill him and there's even a bounty on his head. Xena and Gabrielle help him escape to the Warrior Princess' family's old farm. They disguise him as a farmer and manage to drive off the bounty hunters.

You Are There: Xena and her friends are hounded by a TV crew while she tries to obtain the Golden Apples of Valhalla to restore Ares' and Aphrodite's godhood. The TV crew are eager to discover the true extent of Xena's relationship with Gabrielle and believe that Xena wants the apple so she can become a god herself.  

Last Of The Centaurs: Gabrielle is visited by the spirit of Ephiny, pleading with her to protect her centaur son, Xenan. Borias' son Belach is a warlord, who is killing Centaurs because he thinks that Xenan has kidnapped his daughter, Nicha. Belach believes that his father Borias was a terrible man, and Xena tries to convince him that Borias's legacy was as a friend to the centaurs and a changed man for the good when he died.

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess will always be 2 of my top shows. Great Characters, Cool Adventures,Excellent Music, and a whole lotta Nostalgia. I love Xena and Hercules.

Well, that's gonna do it for this post. So Remember to Stay Gold and Resist Nazi's, Commies, and Modern Attitudes. 

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Simple Solutions - Democratizing Big Business.

Corporatism gives Capitalism a Bad Name and I'm Sick To Death Of It!!!! And To Make Maters Worse 80% Of Big Business are Run By Corporatism.

Ugh! So, Today, I come up with a Simple Solution to Fix This. My big idea is to simply Democratize Big Business. Let the workers/employee's vote for the Leaders, not the Boards.

Okay, Here's how this will go - First things first, the Fed Must get involved to Force these Companies to adopt this. And if they don't or do, but stop, it'll cost them 50 Million Dollars in what I call "The Corporate Consequences Clause".

I Really Don't like Government Overreach, in fact I Hate it. But, in order for my Solution to get implemented, the Government must Force it on those Hardheaded, Ego-maniacal Corporate Executives. Unfortunately, It's the Only way.

And with that, The U.S. Government will create a Corporate Overwatch Department to check in on these Businesses. Again, I Hate this part, but it's necessary. 

Anywhoo, the process would go like This - Executives (from any position, except for the chairman and CEO) have can "run" for CEO and Board Chairmen. And it'll be up to the Employees (Not The Board of Directors) to vote for Who they think are the best choices.

Now, there Will be term limits - 8 Years. And once their terms are over, they can never run again. There's also the "Recall Option", which allows Unsatisfied Employees to recall the CEO and/or Chairmen in a Majority Vote.

Also, Only Employee's 21 and Over can vote. And like I said, failure to implement or continue this Solution, Will result in a 50 Million Dollar Fine by the U.S. Government.    

Not bad huh?  This Simple Solution, I believe, is the best way to curb any Corporate Greed and Stupidity and Hopefully will stop the Leftards from bitching. Heh.  

And that's it for This simple solution. So remember to Stay Gold and Resist Nazi's, Commies, and Modern Attitudes.   

Friday, April 10, 2026

Goku's Family Tree

If you are not familiar with the Dragon Ball Lore, Goku can seem a lot like any other mega-powered fighter, but there's so much more to him than just that. After digging deep enough, I was quite fascinated to realize that Goku isn'tt just a glorified alien warrior with mega-powers, he has a rich bloodline. And there's much more to it than just Goku, Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Goten.

So, today, I will be uncovering Goku's entire family tree. Some of these characters are totally canonical, though there Will be at least 1 that's a relative though localization  I'll also be adding ultra-close friends that are like relatives, just for the hell of it.

Now.. onto Goku's Family Tree.

The Main Branches

First we'll be taking a look at The Main Branches of the Family Tree, which include Goku's Bloodline. 

Hick Saiyan Male and Hick Saiyan Female - Bardock's Parents. Not much is known about Goku's Paternal Grandparents, except that they were low-class fighters and people. 

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Bardock (Original Continuity) - Unlike many on this list, Bardock has 3 main entries, each repping his known Continuities. To keep this list from getting too long, I will be omitting Bardock's Video Games and Dragon Ball Heroes selves

And We're gonna start with the Original Bardock. This version is the dude we see in the Movie "Bardock: Father of Goku" and the Special "Episode of Bardock". He's a harsh warrior/conqueror who gains the ability to sense the future from a dying alien (which he killed). Following the conquest of planet Kanassa led by his team, Bardock begans to see visions of Frieza's plan to destroy planet Vegeta, as well as Goku's future on Earth.

After his son is set to be transported away from their homeworld to Earth, he attempts to prevent the destruction of his species by challenging Frieza in the orbit of planet Vegeta, but is obliterated by Frieza. Before his death, however, Bardock has one final vision of Goku challenging Frieza, and dies smiling knowing his son is destined to avenge their people's annihilation. 

However, he actually survived, but was warpped to the distant past of Planet Vegeta, known then as Planet Plant, there he comes in contact with itr's people and into a conflict with Frieza's ancestor, Chilled, and eventually succeeds in achieving the Super Saiyan transformation. After that, this version of Bardock is never seen again. 

Gine, Bardock's wife and Goku's mother doesn't exist in this continuity.

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Bardock (Modern Continuity) - Modern Bardock's tale is too long to tell and I don't feel like telling it. Here's the gist - During an invasion on Planet Cereal, led by Frieza's army, Bardock was able to rescue the Namekian sage Monaito and a young Cerelian named Granolah. However, he was unable to save Granolah's mother, Muezli, when Elec, the leader of Frieza's former brokers, the Heeters mercilessly shot her on her chest at point blank. Bardock was able to defeat a Heeter named Gas and survive the battle to ensure the safety of Granolah and Monaito. 

Then sometime after, months before the destruction of Planet Vegeta, Bardock believes that Frieza is up to something when they receive an order for all Saiyans to return home. Gine, who makes her first series appearance, is convinced by Bardock to send their infant son, Kakarot (who'll become Goku), in a space pod to Earth, a planet far enough away to escape Frieza's interest and one with a native population weak enough to pose no threat to him. This leads to an emotional farewell where Gine implores the departing Goku to not forget them.

Bardock's personality is reinterpreted as a caring father who is no longer apathetic towards his son, and he lacks the unrepentant nature displayed in Bardock – The Father of Goku. It also should be noted that in This continuity, Kakarot/Goku was 3-Years-Old, as apposed to an infant in the Original.

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Bardock (Non-Canon) - Nothing known about this guy except that he was an average fighter, but a Brilliant Scientist who developed the Blutz Wave Ball, an energy sphere that can perfectly emulate full-moon light. This version of Bardock is never seen and is only a scientist in the old (and outdated)  American Localization.

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Bardock's Sibling - There have been persistent rumors of Bardock having either a Brother or a Sister. So far, Goku's Aunt or Uncle have yet to be seen or revealed. And it is unknown if they had any offspring. 

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Gine's Parents - Nothing is known (or seen) of Goku's Maternal Grandparents. They were likely 3rd or 4th Class Warriors and Foot Soldiers in King Vegeta's army. 

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Gine -  Goku's Mother. Gine is a warm and kind mother who loves her sons deeply. She was a failed warrior and was nearly killed during a tough mission, but Bardock saved her and the 2 fell in love. After failing as a Warrior, Gine got a job distributing and cooking meat for King Vegeta's army, mainly Bardock's Team. Gine died along with Planet Vegeta.

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Gine's Sibling - Like with Bardock, Gine is rumored to have siblings of her own, though we have no conformation.

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Raditz - Gine and Bardock's First-Born and Goku's Older Brother. Not much is known about Raditz's past, except he went on a few missions with Prince Vegeta. Fast forward to Dragon Ball Z, where he served as Goku's very first foe of that era. We all know what happens during Radit's visit to earth, so here's the chase - Raditz proves too strong for Goku and Piccolo alone, so the 2 rivals/enemies team up against the Saiyan. Goku then sacrifices himself to kill his Evil Brother. 

After his death, Raditz is rarely mentioned and never seen again. Today, poor Raditz is almost forgotten about.

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Goku Son aka Kakarot (Original Continuity) - Born on Planet Vegeta and sent to Earth to take it over. Kakarot was discovered by Gohan Son, a kindly old Martial Arts Master. With no one to take care of the baby, Gohan decided to take him in and rename him 'Goku'. However, Goku was wild and totally uncontrollable, and very tough for Gohan to handle. But that all changed when Little Goku accidentally fell into a ravine and smashed his head. He woud've died if it wasn't for Gohan nursing him back to health. 

Soon, Goku became a happy loving boy, with no memory of his past. Once Goku is older, Gohan teaches him the Kame'sennin Style of Martial Arts. Unfortunately, when Goku was 10, he saw the full-moon for the first time and transformed into the Oozaru, a Giant Tailed Chimp and almost killed Gohan. Unfortunately, when Goku transformed again a year later, he accidentally kills Gohan.

Before Gohan died, he gave Goku his 4-Star Dragon Ball as a momento. A Year after that the events of Dragon Ball take place. After that the events of Z and GT take place.

Since we All know what happens in those Sagas, I won't mention them here. Though I may Chronicle the entirty of the Dragon Ball Series at a later date and time.

Please note that in This continuity, Goku came to earth as an infant and the events of Dragon Ball GT takes place, though the events of Dragon Ball Super do not.

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Goku Son aka Kakarot (Modern Continuity) - Unlike with Kakarot in the Original Continuity, The Saiyan Child is sent to Earth by his Parents to escape Frieza and the Destruction of Planet Vegeta. So, no being sent to conquer Earth. Also, here, Goku is 3 Years Old instead of being an Infant.

He Bumps his head hard during a crash landing, forgetting both his name and his origins. 

Soon, Gohan finds him and they eventually bond, with Gohan renaming the amnesiac Saiyan to Goku.

Gohan teaches Goku Martial Arts, again, the Kame'sennin Style and though Gohan's kindness, Goku becomes a happy loving boy.

However, like with the Original Continuity, Gohan dies by being accidently crushed by his adopted Grandson while the Saiyan Boy is in his Oozaru form.

A year later the events of Dragon Ball take place, then the events of Dragon Ball [Z] Kai, followed by the events of Dragon Ball Daima, and finally the events of Dragon Ball Super.

Dragon Ball GT, doesn't exist in this continuity, instead we get Dragon Ball Super and Daima. 

And Like I said, I Might post the Chronicles of the Dragon Ball Sagas in the future. So, look for that.

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Chi-Chi Son - Goku's Wife. Goku and Chi-Chi met on a mission to Master Roshi's when they were kids and it wasn't long before Chi Chi fell for the Saiyan, though it was kinda one sided, as when Chi-Chi asked Goku if he would marry her one day, Goku agreed, thinking that Marriage was a slang term for Buffet. oops. 

Fast forward to the 23rd Tenkai'ichi Budoukai Tournament where Goku and Chi Chi meet for the first time in years and as opponents. Long story story, Goku, upon learning the True meaning of "Marriage" and a bit enamored by Her fighting Spirit, agrees to marry Chi Chi.

As Mrs. Goku Son, Chi-Chi is mostly a housewife and mother to their 2 sons Gohan and Goten.   

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Gohan Son II - Goku and Chi-Chi's 1st born son. Named after Goku's adopted Grandfather. Gohan was introduced to us as a crybaby. But after Piccolo trains him, he becomes tougher. Gohan himself has great hidden power that was brought out later in the Series. 

Though Goku seems to see this, Chi-Chi doesn't care and wants Gohan to grow up to be either a scientist or a scholar, so she makes him study..a lot. Despite this, Gohan finds ways to get out of his studies and into the action.  He even saved the world once too.

In his teen years, Gohan attended high school and grew up to be a great scholar and researcher. 

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Goten Son - Goku and Chi-Chi's 2nd born son and Gohan's little brother. A happy loving boy who looks just like Goku. Unlike with Gohan, Chi-Chi allows Goten to be a kid and even trained him in Martial Arts.

Goten is best friends with Bulma and Vegeta's son, Trunks and the 2 are evenly matched in battle. They eventually learn the Metomorese Fusion Dance to become Gotenks.

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Pan Son (Original Continuity) - The Daughter of Gohan and Videl and the Granddaughter of Goku. A real go getter and by the time of GT, an annoyance, though he means well.

This version of Pan is no longer canon to the Main Continuity.

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Pan Son (Modern Continuity) - The Modern Version of Gohan and Videl's Daughter and Goku's Granddaughter.

Pan is a cute little girl who first made her presence known when, as an unborn baby, gave Grandpa Goku some of her Saiyan Energy to allow him to become a Super Saiyan God.

As a toddler, Pan is your average happy loving child. Piccolo even forms a bond with her.

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Pan's Son - Nothing yet is known about Pans son, except he's the Father of Goku Jr. He likely died before the events of 'A Heroes Legacy'.

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Goku Son Jr. - Grandson of Pan and Great- Great Grandson of Goku. Goku Jr. is the spitting image of his Great-Great Grandfather, though he starts off as a coward.

However, thanks to a dangerous quest, he learns to toughen up and even becomes a Super Saiyan.

Goku Jr. may or may not be canon.

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The In-Laws

These guys are all realated to Goku via Marrage. 

The Ox King - Chi-Chi's Father and Goku's Father-in-Law. 

He's a big ruthless terror, unrepentant and violent.....at least according to the outdated legends.

In reality, Ox is one of the nicest dude around and has trained with Master Roshi when he was a teenager.

After his Daughter and Goku got married he financially supported them for a long while...until the events of Dragon Ball Super, where Goku was forced to get a job.

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Chi-Chi's Mother - Not much is known about Chi-Chi's mother, except that she was a kind woman who tragically died in a fire.

Had she lived, she would've been Goku's Mother-in-Law and Maternal Grandma of Gohan and Goten.

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Videl Satan - Gohan's Wife and Goku's Daughter-in-Law. Videl first met Gohan during the whole 'Great Saiyaman Saga' and threatened to expose his identity, unless he taught her how to fly and partake in the 25th Tenkai'ichi Budoukai Tournament. 

Soon after, the 2 became good friends and eventually Husband and Wife.

Videl is a great fighter and  can hold her own against any non-megahuman foe.

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Mr. Hercule Satan - Father of Videl and World Martial Arts Champion.

This loud charismatic man is the self professed "Strongest in the World". And the World just eats it up. Anything Mr. Satan tells them, they'll believe.

He has a bit of an ego and he can be cowardly in the face of Megavillains, but deep down, he's a pretty damn good guy. And he breifly saved the World when he befriended Majin Buu.

He later becomes friends with Goku after the Kid Buu Saga.

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Miguel Satan (pronounced mid-jell) - Hercule's Late Wife and Videl's Mother. Not much is known about her, except she was a beautiful night club singer and a loving person.

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Pan's Husband - Nothing is known about Pan's Husband except he's the Grandfather of Goku Jr.

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Pan's Daughter-in-Law - Goku Jr.'s Mother. Nothing is known about her, except that she died before the events of 'A Heroes Legacy'.

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The Surrogates

Unrelated by blood, but related by adoption.

Gohan Son I aka Grandpa Gohan - Goku's Adopted Grandfather. He was trained by Master Roshi in his youth and in his elder years, passed his knowledge of The Kame'sennen Style of Martial Arts to Goku.

Gohan met a tragic end one night when he was crushed by Oozaru Goku, though it was an accident.

Years later, Gohan returned temporarily during the 'Fortuneteller Baba' Saga, where he served as Goku's final opponent in Baba's Tournament.

Gohan was so beloved by Goku, that the Saiyan named his first born son after him.

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The Relative-Like Ultra Close Friends

While unrelated to the Son Family, these 3 have such a strong enough bond with them, that they can be considered relative-like.

Bulma - The first girl Goku has ever met and first friend. Though their Adventures, Bulma and Goku developed a strong friendship. Their friendship would eventually grow to the point that their bond became like Brother and Sister.

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Krillin - Goku's Best Friend. Krillin trained with Goku under Master Roshi. They started as rivals, but ended up as friends, and then best friends.

By the end of Dragon Ball, the 2 became like Brothers.

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Piccolo -  Goku's former Enemy, turned Friend And Gohan's Mentor. Piccolo trained Gohan during the 'Saiyan' Saga and eventually sacrificed himself to save the young half-saiyan.

Piccolo has been a good friend, a great ally, and an even greater Surrogate Uncle to Gohan.

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Related By Localization

The Characters who are only related though localization and localization only.

Turles / Tulles - Goku's Evil Doppleganger, who used a Tree to drain Earth's resources to grow Super Fruit. 

In All localization except for the American and Spanish ones, Turles / Tulles was Goku's Older Cousin.

They aren't related in the Original Japanese version either.

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Bonus Round - Relatives of The Bad Future.

It's the Son Family of Future Trunks' Timeline.

Future Goku Son - He Fought against Mecha-Frieza and King Cold on Earth...Then died of an Alien Heart Virus a few years later.     

Future Gohan Son - After Goku dies of the Alien Heart Virus, Gohan takes over as Leader of the Z-Fighters. He becomes a Super Saiyan when The Androids 17 and 18 kill the Z-Fighters.

Later, he becomes Trunks' Best Friend and Mentor, training him to fight. Gohan eventually loses his arm, and eventually, his life at the hands of the Androids.

Gohan's death resulted in Trunks becoming a Super Saiyan.

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Future Chi-Chi and Future Ox King - After Goku's untimely death, Future Chi-Chi doesn't do much, though she does worry about her Son.

As for Future Ox King, he's just there to give his Daughter emotional support.

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And there you have it, the Goku's Family Tree. Sure it may not be In-Depth, but it gets the job done enough.

As a Big fan of the Franchise, I thought I'd be fun to do this.

I also intend on doing a full chronicling of the entire Dragon Ball Series one day.

And that's all she wrote, So remember to Stay Gold and Resist Nazi's, Commies, and Modern Attitudes. Stay Gold, Guys.

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Recreating Classic Matches in Old WWF Video Games

I was listening to some music from the old WWF Video Games earlier and it got me thinking - How Many Classic Matches Can You "Recreate" in those Individual Games?

So today, We're gonna find out that Answer.

Note: I'm only gonna be featuring the WWF Games from the 80s and 90s. Because 1 - I wanna keep this list from getting too damn long. And 2 - In The Modern WWE Games, Any Match can be "Recreated".  

Also, WWF Attitude will be ommited, thanks to the Roster being pretty big and it would take me a while to come up with Every Classic Match "Recreation".

Anyway, here we go

WWF Superstars (Arcade; 1989)

Note: This Game and the Next are devoid of all 1-on-1 matches and are all Tag Team Contests. Also, one Team serves as unplayable bosses, which limits your Classic  Match "Recreation".

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, The Ultimate Warrior, The Honky Tonk Man, and The Big Boss Man. And as the Unplayable Bossess -Andre the Giant and "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase aka Mega Bucks.

Match Ups:

- The Mega Powers (Hogan and Savage) v. The Mega Bucks (Dibiase and Andre).[Player v. CPU Fight Only].

Results: Only one match is "Recreatable in this game....and it's only in Single Player Mode thanks to Mega Bucks being Unplayable Bossess. Unfortunately, the same result returns in The Next Arcade Game.

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WWF WrestleFest (Arcade; 1991)

Note: Like it's predecessor, This Game is a 2-on-2 affair. However there Is Royal Rumble Mode which Does allow for 1-on-1 matchups for a few seconds. Also, like the last game, One Team are unplayable and serve as bossess.

Roster: Crush of Demolition, Smash of Demolition, "Macho King" Randy Savage, Mr. Perfect, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Sgt. Slaughter, Big Boss Man, Earthquake, and "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase. And As the Unplayable Bosses - The Road Warriors, Hawk and Animal aka The Legion of Doom.

Match Ups:

- Demolition (Smash and Crush) v. The Legion of Doom (Hawk and Animal) [Player v. CPU Fight Only].

Results: Only One "Recreatable" Classic Match can be done in this game..and Team 2 is CPU Controlled. Thankfully, the Console Games and the next Arcade Title doesn't have any of the issues that this game and it's predessessor had. 

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WWF WrestleMania (NES; 1989)

Note: No Tag Mode in this game, unfortunately. Though the mode Does debut in the next game.

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase, Andre the Giant, Bam Bam Bigelow, and The Honkey Tonk Man.

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. Andre the Giant.

- Randy Savage v. The Honky Tonk Man.

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase.

Results: 4 Matches "Recreated". A lot better than what we could accomplish with the Arcade Games.

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WWF WrestleMania Challenge (NES; 1990)

Note: This is the first WWF Game to allow you to play as a Generic Wrestler named "Yourself", which is supposed to represent the Player. Also, the Tag Team mode makes it's debut here.

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho King" Randy Savage, "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase, The Ultimate Warrior, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, The Big Boss Man, Andre the Giant, and "Yourself" 

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Andre the Giant.

- Randy Savage v. Hulk Hogan

- Randy Savage v. Jim Duggan

- Jake Roberts v. Ted Dibiase

- Hogan and Savage (Mega Powers) v. Dibiase and Andre (Mega Bucks)

- Jake Roberts v. Rick Rude.

- Jim Duggan v. Andre the Giant.

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase.

- Big Boss Man v. Rick Rude.

- Ultimate Warrior v. Andre the Giant

- Ultimate Warrior v. Rick Rude

- Ultimate Warrior v. Hulk Hogan (The Ultimate Challenge)

- Ultimate Warrior v. Randy Savage (a match they'd have one year after this games release).

- Brutus Beefcake v. Randy Savage.

Results: 14 Matches "Recreated". A pretty good number compared to the previous games. Let's see how many the next game gives us.

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WWF WrestleMania - Steel Cage Challenge (NES; 1992)

Note: This game introduces the Steel Cage Mode.

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Million Dollar Man:"Ted DiBiase, I.R.S., Bret "Hit Man" Hart, The Undertaker, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Sid Justice, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, and The Mountie.

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. The Undertaker

- Hulk Hogan v. Sid

- Hulk Hogan v. Roddy Piper.

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase

- Randy Savage v. Jake Roberts

- Randy Savage v. I.R.S.

- Ted Dibiase v. Jake Roberts

- Bret Hart v. Randy Savage.

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker.

- Bret Hart v. Sid (steel cage match)

- Bret Hart v. Sid (1-on-1 match)

- Bret Hart v. Roddy Piper

- Bret Hart v. The Mountie .

- The Undertaker v. Jake Roberts.

- The Undertaker v. Sid.

- Roddy Piper v. The Mountie .

Results: 17 Matches "Recreated". Cool that you can "recreate" 3 matches from WrestleMania VIII.

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WWF Superstars (Game Boy; 1991)

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, and Mr. Perfect

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. The Ultimate Warrior.

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase.

- Randy Savage v. The Ultimate Warrior.

- Mr. Petfect v. Hulk Hogan.

Results: 5 Matches "Recreated". This is due to the small roster and the lack of matches that actually happened between it's members.

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WWF Superstars 2 (Game Boy; 1992)

Note: This game also has a Steel Cage Mode. Makes sense, considering that this game is basically a cut-down port of Steel Cage Challenge.

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The Undertaker, Sid Justice, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and The Mountie.

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. Sid.

- Hulk Hogan v. The Undertaker.

- Randy Savage v. Jake Roberts

- The Undertaker v. Sid.

- Jake Roberts v. The Undertaker.

Results: 6 Matches "Recreated". Given how this game is a port of Steel Cage Challenge, the Match-Ups are the same, sans the cut Wrestlers.

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WWF King of the Ring (NES and Game Boy; 1993)

Note: This game contains a Character named "You", whom you can rename and customize his stats. "You" looks like Tatanka, had he been in this game, leading to speculation that This Customisable Wrestler was indeed Tatanka at one point. Also, The Undertaker and Bam Bam Bigelow are not in the Game Boy Port.

Roster:  Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Bret "Hit Man" Hart, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon, Bam Bam Bigelow, Yokozuna, Mr. Perfect, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and "You" (who may or may not be a removed Tatanka). 

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. The Undertaker (NES Only)

- Hulk Hogan v. Yokozuna.

- Randy Savage v. Yokozuna.

- Bret Hart v. Randy Savage.

- Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker. (NES Only)

- Bret Hart. v. Bam Bam Bigelow (NES Only)

- Bret Hart v  Mr. Perfect.

- Bret Hart v. Yokozuna.

- Bret Hart v. Razor Ramon.

- The Undertaker v. Yokozuna.

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Shawn Michaels v. Mr. Perfect.

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker (NES Only).

- Shawn Michaels v. Hulk Hogan.

- Mr. Perfect v. Lex Luger.

- Lex Luger v. Yokozuna.

Results: 18 Matches "Recreated" in total. But if you have only the Game Boy Version, Only 14 Matches can be "Recreated". And if you wanna imagine "You" as Tatanka, you can have him fight Shawn Michaels, Lex Luger, or Bam Bam Bigelow. 

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WWF Super WrestleMania (Super NES; 1992)

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, The Undertaker, Sid Justice, The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Hawk and Road Warrior Animal), and The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). 

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage.

- Hulk Hogan v. The Undertaker

- Hulk Hogan v. Sid

- Hulk Hogan v. Earthquake

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase

- Randy Savage v. Jake Roberts.

- Jake Roberts v. The Undertaker.

- Sid v. The Undertaker.

- The Natural Disasters v. The Legion of Doom.

Results: 9 Matches "Recreated", including 2 WrestleMania VIII Matches. Not many of these Wrestlers had notable matches with each other.

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WWF Super WrestleMania (Sega Genesis; 1992)

Roster: Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango, Irwin R. Schyster aka I.R.S., "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, and Shawn Michaels.  

Match Ups:

- Hulk Hogan v. Randy Savage

- Hulk Hogan v. The Ultimate Warrior.

- Shawn Michaels v. Hulk Hogan

- Shawn Michaels v. The British Bulldog.

- Randy Savage v. I.R.S. 

- Randy Savage v. Ted Dibiase.

- Randy Savage v. The Ultimate Warrior.

- The Ultimate Warrior v. Papa Shango.

Results: 8 Matches "Recreated". Not too much, but very few of these guys had notable Matches with each other.

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WWF Royal Rumble (Super NES; 1993)

Roster: Bret "Hit Man" Hart, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Crush, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Mr. Perfect, "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Yokozuna, and Tatanka. 

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker.

- Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. Razor Ramon.

- Bret Hart v. Mr. Perfect 

- Bret Hart v. Yokozuna

- Bret Hart v. Randy Savage.

- The Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels. 

- The Undertaker v. Yokozuna

- Randy Savage v. Yokozuna.

- Randy Savage v. Crush.

- Lex Luger v. Yokozuna.

- Lex Luger v. Mr. Perfect.

- Lex Luger v. Tatanka

- Ric Flair v. Bret Hart

- Ric Flair v. Randy Savage

- Ric Flair v. Shawn Michaels. 

- Ric Flair v. Mr. Perfect.

- Ric Flair and Razor Ramon v. Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect.

- Crush v. Lex Luger.

- Ted Dibiase v. Randy Savage.

- Ted Dibiase v. Razor Ramon.

- Shawn Michaels v. Mr. Perfect.

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Shawn Michaels v. Tatanka

Results: 24 Matches "Recreated". The most so far. But will that change? Let's press on.

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WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis; 1993)

Roster:  Bret "Hit Man" Hart, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, "The Bag Guy" Razor Ramon, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Crush,"The Narcissist" Lex Luger, Hulk Hogan, I.R.S., "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, "The Model" Rick Martel and Papa Shango. 

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker.

- Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels

- Bret Hart v  Razor Ramon

- Bret Hart v. Randy Savage

- Bret Hart v. Papa Shango

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker

- Shawn Michaels v. Hulk Hogsn

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Randy Savage v. I.R.S.

- Randy Savage v. Hulk Hogan

- Randy Savage v. Crush

- Hulk Hogan v. The Undertaker

- Razor Ramon v. Rick Martel

- Jim Duggan v. Randy Savage

- Lex Luger v. Crush 

- Shawn Michaels v. Rick Martel. 

Results: 16 Matches "Recreated". Not as many as it's SNES Counterparts, though still good.

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WWF Rage in the Cage (Sega CD; 1993)

Note: Despite there being 3 Tag Teams, this game has no Tag Team Mode, which is kinda dumb.

Roster: "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Bret "Hit Man" Hart. The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Tatanka, Mr. Perfect, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger", "The Model" Rick Martel, Yokozuna, "The Ugandan Giant" Kamala, The Big Boss Man, Bam Bam Bigelow, Money Inc ("Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and I.R.S.), The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags), and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu).

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker.

- Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. Razor Ramon.

- Bret Hart v. Mr. Perfect 

- Bret Hart v. Yokozuna

- Bret Hart v. Randy Savage.

- The Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels. 

- The Undertaker v. Yokozuna

- Randy Savage v. Yokozuna.

- Randy Savage v. Crush.

- Lex Luger v. Yokozuna.

- Lex Luger v. Mr. Perfect.

- Lex Luger v. Tatanka

- Lex Luger.v. Crush

- Ted Dibiase v. Randy Savage.

- Ted Dibiase v. Razor Ramon.

- Shawn Michaels v. Mr. Perfect.

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Randy Savage v. I.R.S.

- Big Boss Man. v. Mr. Perfect

- Big Boss Man v. I.R.S. 

- Kamala v. The Undertaker

- Razor Ramon v. Rick Martel

- Tatanka v. I.R.S. 

- Tatanka v. Shawn Michaels. 

- Tatanka v. Bam Bam Bigelow 

- Bam Bam Bigelow v. Bret Hart

- Rick Martel v. Shawn Michaels. 

Results: 28 Matches "Recreated". The lack of a Tag Team mode makes any match with the Headshrinkers and Nasty Boys impossible to "Recreate". Though Money Inc. still has singles matches. Still, 28 Matches is pretty big. 

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WWF RAW (Super NES and Sega Genesis; 1994)

Roster: Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michales, The Undertaker, "The Bad Guy, Razor Ramon, "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel, "The Beast of the East" Bam Bam Bigelow, The 1.2.3. Kid, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Yokozuna, "Made in the U.S.A." Lex Luger, Doink, and Luna Vachon.

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker

- Bret Hart v. Bam Bam Bigelow

- Bret Hart v. Yokozuna

- Bret Hart v. Razor Ramon

- Bret Hart v. Owen Hart

- Bret Hart v. Diesel

- Bret Hart v. The 1.2.3. Kid.

- Bret Hart v. Doink

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Shawn Michaels v Diesel

- Shawn Michaels v. Owen Hart

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker.

- The Undertaker v. Diesel

- The Undertaker v. Yokozuna

- Razor Ramon v. Diesel

- Razor Ramon v. Owen Hart

- Razor Ramon v. The 1.2 3. Kid.

- Diesel v. Owen Hart

- The 2 Dudes with Attitudes (Michaels and Diesel) v. Owen Hart and Yokozuna.

- Diesel v. Bam Bam Bigelow

- Bam Bam Bigelow v. Doink

- Owen Hart v. The 1.2.3. Kid 

- Lex Luger v Yokozuna

Results: 24 Matches "Recreated". Not as much as Rage in the Cage, but still great. Expect repeat match-ups for the next game.

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WWF WrestleMania - The Arcade Game (Arcade, Super NES, Sega Genesis, and Sony Playstation; 1995)

Note: Due to incompetence and laziness by the porters, Bam Bam Bigelow and Yokozuna were omitted from the Super MES version.

Roster: Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shaen Michales, The Undertaker, "The Bad Guy, Razor Ramon, "The Beast of the East" Bam Bam Bigelow, The 1.2.3. Kid, Yokozuna, "Made in the U.S.A." Lex Luger, And Doink.

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker

- Bret Hart v. Bam Bam Bigelow (Arcade, Genesis and Playstation Only)

- Bret Hart v. Yokozuna (Arcade, Genesis and Playstation Only)

- Bret Hart v. Razor Ramon

- Bret Hart v. Doink

- Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker.

- The Undertaker v. Yokozuna (Arcade, Genesis and Playstation Only)

- Bam Bam Bigelow v. Doink (Arcade, Genesis and Playstation Only)

- Lex Luger v Yokozuna (Arcade, Genesis and Playstation Only)

Results: 11 Matches "Recreated" in Total. However, if you were playing the SNES Version, You'll only able to "Recreate" 6. 

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WWF In Your House (Sony Playstation and Sega Saturn; 1996)

Roster: Bret "Hit Man Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Vader, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Ahmed Johnson, Goldust, and The Ultimate Warrior.

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker

- Bret Hart v. Owen Hart

- Bret Hart v. The British Bulldog

- Bret Hart v. Vader

- Bret Hart v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley  

- Shawn Michaels v. Owen Hart

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker. 

- Shawn Michaels v. Vader

- Shawn Michaels v. Goldust

- Shawn Michaels v. British Bulldog

- The Undertaker v. Goldust

- The Undertaker v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

- Ahmed Johnson v. Goldust

- Ahmed Johnson v. The British Bulldog 

- Vader v. Goldust

- Goldust v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley 

- Goldust v. The Ultimate Warrior 

- Owen Hart v. The British Bulldog 

- Owen Hart v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley 

Results: 20 Matches "Recreated". Most of these matches will be carried over to the next game. 

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WWF War Zone (Sony Playstation and N64; 1998)

Note:  This is the first WWF Game that features a Create-a-Wrestler, where you can make wrestlers that are not in the game like Vader, Jeff Jarrett, and "Marvelous" Marc Mero. So, to keep this list from getting too long I will only be listing matches that you can "recreate" using the Actual In-Game Roster.

Roster: Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The Black Hart" Owen Hart, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, Goldust, Ken Shamrock, Ahmed Johnson, Mankind, The Undertaker, Kane, D-Generation X (Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst Helmsley), The Headbangers (Mosh and Thrasher), The Nation of Domination (Rocky Miavia and Farooq), Cactus Jack (Unlockable Character), and Dude Love (Unlockable Character).

Match Ups:

- Bret Hart v Shawn Michaels.

- Bret Hart v. The Undertaker

- Bret Hart v. Owen Hart

- Bret Hart v. The British Bulldog

- Bret Hart v. Steve Austin

- Bret Hart v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley  

- Shawn Michaels v. Owen Hart

- Shawn Michaels v. The Undertaker. 

- Shawn Michaels v. Steve Austin

- Shawn Michaels v. Goldust

- Shawn Michaels v. British Bulldog

- The Undertaker v. Goldust

- The Undertaker v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

- Ahmed Johnson v. Goldust

- Ahmed Johnson v. Farooq 

- Ahmed Johnson v. The British Bulldog 

- Goldust v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley 

- Steve Austin v. Owen Hart

- Steve Austin v. The Undertaker 

- Steve Austin v. The Rock 

- Steve Austin and Dude Love v. Owen Hart and The British Bulldog  

- Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels v. Owen Hart and The British Bulldog 

- D-X v. The Hart Foundation 2.0.

- Ken Shamrock v. Shawn Michaels

- Ken Shamrock v. The British Bulldog

- Ken Shamrock v. The Rock 

- Ken Shamrock v. Owen Hart 

- Hunter Hearst Helmsley v. Cactus Jack

- Hunter Hearst Helmsley v. The Rock 

- Mankind v. The Undertaker

- Mankind v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

- Mankind v. Shawn Michaels

- Mankind v. The Rock

- Mankind v. Kane

- Kane v. The Undertaker

- The Rock v. The Undertaker

- The Rock v. Owen Hart 

- Owen Hart v. Hunter Hearst Helmsley

- Owen Hart v. The British Bulldog 

- Farooq v. The Undertaker  

Results: 40 Matches "Recreated".The Largest so far. There would've been a lot more had I included Custom Wrestlers,but as I stated earlier, I didn't wanna make this list too long. I won't be doing the rest of the Games, for obvious reasons. So, War Zone is the end of the line.   

That was kinda fun. Hope everyone enjoyed. So, until next time, Punch Nazi's, Kick Commies, Resist Modern Attitudes, and Stay Gold.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Top Whatever - Retro Video Game Soundtracks

Video Game Music Fandom needs no introductions.  Originally made to eliminate silence in Video Games, now it's been a stable of geek culture for god knows how long. Video Game Soundtracks are so cool, that they actually Sell Albums In Japan since the late 80's.

Today, I'm gonna bring to You, the Retro Resistance, My personal Top Whatever Retro Video Game Soundtracks.

Note: This list will be n No Particular Order, so please keep that in mind if you feel like these placements seem random. Thanks. 

Anyway, here are my Top 155 Favorite Retro Video Game Soundtracks

#155 - Sega CD Model 2 Bios  - Sega / 1993

#154 - Armored Core - FromSoftware, Sony Computer Entertainment / 1997 

#153 - Mega Man Soccer - Capcom / 1993 

#152 - Mega Man Battle & Chase - Capcom /1997

#151 - Vectorman II - Sega / 1996 

#150 - Vectorman - Sega / 1995

#149 - Kirby's Super Star - Nintendo / 1996 

#148 - Kirby's Adventure - Nintendo / 1993

#147 - Ristar - Sega / 1995

#146 - Sonic 3D Blast (Both the Genesis and Saturn versions) - Sega, Traveler's Tales / 1996, 1997

#145 - Fighting Street - Alfa System, Hudson Soft, Capcom / 1988, 1989

#144 - Double Dragon II (TurboGraphix-CD) - KID, Naxat Soft, Technos / 1993

#143 - Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors - Capcom / 1994

#142 - Night Warriors: Darkstalkers Revenge - Capcom / 1995

#141 - Vampire Savior (aka Darkstalkers 3) - Capcom / 1997  

#140 - X-Men v. Street Fighter - Capcom / 1996

#139 - Marvel Super Heroes - Capcom / 1995

#138 - Marvel Super Heroes v. Street Fighter - Capcom / 1997

#137 - Marvel v. Capcom - Capcom / 1998 

#136 - Altered Beast - Sega / 1988, 1989 

#135 - Actraiser - Quintet, Enix / 1990, 1991

#134 -  F-Zero - Nintendo / 1990, 1991

#133 - Columns - Sega / 1990

#132 - Mega Man V  - Capcom / 1994

#131 - Super Mario Kart - Nintendo / 1992

#129 - Mario Kart 64 - Nintendo / 1997

#128 - Super Mario RPG - Squaresoft, Nintendo / 1996

#127 -  Battletoads/Double Dragon (SNES) - Rare, Tradewest / 1993

#126 - Mortal Kombat II - Midway / 1993

#125 - Mortal Kombat - Midway / 1992

#124 - Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 - Midway / 1995

#123 - Final Fight - Capcom / 1989

#122 - Sailor Moon (Genesis/Mega Drive) - Arc System Works, TNS, Ma-Ba / 1994 

#121 - Sailor Moon S  (SNES) - Arc System Works, Angel / 1994

#120 - Sailor Moon SuperS (SNES) - Make Software, Monolith Corp., Angel /1996

#119 - Dragon Ball Z: Super Butouden 3 - TOSE, Bandai - 1994

#118 - Dragon Ball Z: Super Butouden 2 - TOSE, Bandai / 1993

#117 - Dragon Ball Z: Buyu Retsuden - TOSE, Bandai / 1994

#116 - Dragon Ball Z: Hyper Dimension - TOSE, Bandai / 1996

#115 - Dragon Ball Z: Super Butouden - TOSE, Bandai / 1993

#114 - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Genesis) - Nova, Banpresto / 1994

#113 - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES) - Natsume, Bandai / 1994

#112 - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Fighting Edition - Natsume, Bandai / 1995

#111 - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie (SNES) - Natsume, Bandai / 1995.

#110 - Pokemon Red, Green, and Blue - Nintendo, Game Freak / 1996, 1997, 1998, 

#109 - Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire -Nintendo, Game Freak / 2002, 2003

#108 - Pokemon Gold and Silver - Nintendo, Game Freak / 1999, 2000 

#107 - After Burner III - Sega, CRI / 1992, 1993

#106 - After Burner II - Sega / 1987, 1990 

#105 - Shinobi - Sega / 1988

#104 - Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master - Sega / 1993

#103 - The Revenge of Shinobi - Sega / 1989

#102 - Disney's Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers - Capcom / 1990

#101 - Disney's Darkwing Duck - Capcom / 1992

#100 - Disney's Ducktales - Capcom / 1989, 1990   

#99 - Joe and Mac - Data East / 1992

#98 - Bomberman - Hudson Soft / 1985, 1989 

#97 - Saturn Bomberman - Hudson Soft / 1996, 1997

#96 - Mega Bomberman - Hudson Soft / 1994, 1995

#95 - Super Bomberman - Hudson Soft / 1993

#94 - Bomberman 64 - Hudson Soft / 1997

#93 - Bomberman Hero - Hudson Soft / 1998

#92 - Super Adventure Island - Hudson Soft / 1992

#91 - Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu - Hudson Soft / 1990, 1991   

#90 - Punch-Out  - Nintendo / 1987  

#89 - Kid Icarus - Nintendo / 1987

#88 - Metroid - Nintendo / 1986, 1987

#87 - Metroid II: Return of Samus - Nintendo / 1991, 1992

#86 - Super Metroid - Nintendo / 1994

#85 - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Nintendo / 1998 

#84 - Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening - Nintendo / 1993

#83 - Legend of Zelda - Nintendo / 1986 

#82 - Zelda II: The Adventure of Link - Nintendo / 1987, 1988 

#81 - Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Nintendo / 1991, 1992  

#80 - Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Land 2 - Nintendo / 1995

#79 - Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's Double Trouble (Both The SNES and GBA Soundtracks) - Nintendo , Rare / 1996 

#78 - Donkey Kong Country - Nintendo, Rare / 1994

#77 - Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest - Nintendo , Rare / 1995

#76 - Super Mario Bros. - Nintendo / 1985

#75 - Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - Nintendo / 1992

#74 - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 - Nintendo / 1993

#73 - Super Mario World - Nintendo / 1990 , 1991

#72 - Super Mario Land - Nintendo / 1989

#71 - Dr. Mario - Nintendo / 1990  

#70 - Super Mario Bros. 3 - Nintendo / 1988, 1990

#69 - Super Mario Bros. 2 - Nintendo / 1988

#68 - Super Mario 64 - Nintendo / 1996 

#67 - Street Fighter Alpha 3 (PS1 Version) - Capcom / 1998 

#66 - Street Fighter III: Third Strike - Capcom / 1999

#65 - Street Fighter The Movie (PS1 Version) - Capcom, Acclaim / 1995 

#64 - Street Fighter Alpha 2 Gold - Capcom / 1996 , 1997

#63 - Super Street Fighter II Turbo - Capcom - 1993 , 1994

#62 -  Streets of Rage - Sega / 1991

#61 -  Streets of Rage 3  - Sega / 1994

#60 -  Streets of Rage II - Sega / 1992 , 1993 

#59 - Golden Axe III - Sega / 1993

#58 - Golden Axe II - Sega / 1991

#57 - Golden Axe - Sega / 1988, 1989

#56 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Back From the Sewers - Konami / 1991

#55 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan - Konami / 1990

#54 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES )- Konami / 1989  

#53 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project - Konami / 1991

#52 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hyper Stone Heist - Konami / 1992  

#51 -  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game - Konami / 1990

#50 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time - Konami / 1992

#49 - Castlevania - Konami/1986, 1987  

#48 - Castlevania II: Simon's Quest - Konami /1987, 1988 

#47 - Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse - Konami / 1990

#46 - Super Castlevania IV - Konami / 1991

#45 - Castlevania Bloodlines - Konami / 1994

#44 - Castlevania Rondo of Blood -  Konami / 1993   

#43 - Castlevania Dracula X - Konami / 1995

#42 - Castlevania: The Adventure - Konami / 1989

#41 - Castlevania: Belmont's Revenge - Konami / 1991 

#40 -  Ninja Guiden III: Ancient Ship of Doom - Tecmo / 1991

#39 - Ninja Guiden Shadow - Tecmo, Natsume / 1990, 1991

#38 - Ninja Guiden - Tecmo / 1988, 1989

#37 - Ninja Guiden II: Dark Sword of Chaos - Tecmo / 1990 

#36 -  Super Double Dragon - Technos / 1992

#35 - Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones - Technos / 1991

#34 - Double Dragon II: The Revenge - Technos / 1989 , 1990   

#33 - Double Dragon - Technos / 1987, 1988

#32 - WCW Nitro - Inland Productions, THQ / 1998.

#31 - WCW v. nWo: World Tour - AKI / 1997

#30 - WCW v. The World - AKI, THQ / 1996, 1997

#29 - Final Fantasy - Squaresoft / 1987 , 1990 

#28 - Final Fantasy V - Squaresoft / 1992 

#27 - Final Fantasy IV - Squaresoft / 1991

#26 - Final Fantasy VI - Squaresoft / 1994

#25 - Final Fantasy Mystic Quest - Squaresoft / 1993

#24 - Final Fantasy VIII - Squaresoft / 1999

#23 - Final Fantasy VII - Squaresoft / 1997

#22 - Sonic The Hedgehog  - Sega / 1991  

#21 - Sonic Advance - Sega / 2003

#20 - Sonic Triple Trouble - Sega / 1994 

#19 - Sonic Chaos - Sega / 1993

#18 - Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine - Sega , Compile / 1995

#17 - Sonic Adventure - Sega / 1999

#16 - Sonic Adventure 2 - Sega / 2000

#15 - Sonic The Hedgehog 3 and Knuckles - Sega / 1994

#14 - Knuckles Chaotix - Sega / 1995

#13 - Sonic The Hedgehog 2 - Sega / 1992

#12 - Sonic CD (Both American and Japanese Soundtracks) - Sega / 1993 

#11 -  Mega Man 3 - Capcom / 1990

#10 - Mega Man Zero - Capcom, Inti Creates / 2002

#9 - Mega Man and Bass - Capcom / 1998

#8 - Mega Man 7 - Capcom / 1995

#7 - Mega Man X - Capcom / 1993 , 1994

#6 - Mega Man Legends - Capcom / 1997, 1998

#5 - Mega Man 2 - Capcom / 1988, 1989

#4 - Mega Man X4 - Capcom / 1997

#3 - Mega Man X5- Capcom / 2000

#2 - Mega Man  8 - Capcom / 1996

#1 - Chrono Trigger - Square / 1995 

And that is my big list of Favorite Video Game Soundtracks. I have nothing else to say, so I'll just bid you guys, a Sayonara. 

Until next time,Punch Nazis, Kick Commies, Resist Modern Attitudes, and Stay Gold! 

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Top Whatever - Video Game Super Special

It's Zero secret that I like Video Games, especially games from the 80's, 90's, and Early 2000's. So on This special edition of Top Whatever, I'm gonna listing My Personal Favorite stuff in Video Games. Whether it be Genres, Franchises, Systems, Characters, and What Have You, they'll all be listed here. 

Note: Since this is The Retro Resistance, I'm mostly gonna be covering Retro Gaming (which was from the late 70's to the early 2000's). Thank you.

On With The Countdowns!!! 

Top 8 Favorite Genres 

My Top 8 Favorite VG Genres.

#8 - JRPGs: I used to love these, before I lost interest. I guess I got tired of the random battles. Still, this genre will always have a special place in my heart. My favorites were Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 7, and Pokemon Gold. 

#7 - Racing: Despite me being a fan of Racing Games, I kinda suck at them. Gran Turismo and Mario Kart are my faves.

#6 - Shoot 'em Ups: Shooter are fun. Yeah, I suck at them too. But, I never got tired of them. In fact,My First Video Game was a Shooter - Chopper Command for the Atari 2600. 

#5 - Wrestling: As a fan of Wrestling and Video Games, this is a No-Brainer. Gotta love the WWE 2k games.

#4 - 2D Platformers: The most iconic of Video Game Genres. The Most Important Video Game Market was Saved because of these types of games. Sonic, Mario, and Mega Man are my faves from this Genre.   

#3 - Puzzle: Puzzle Games are both challenging And fun. My favorite is Tetris.

#2 - Beat 'em Ups: Beat'em Ups are tough, but super fun. Even better if played with a friend. My favorite is Final Fight.

#1 - Fighting Games: I love this Genre So Damn Much that 50% of my Game Collection are made up of Fighting Games. My faves are Super Smash Bros. and Street Fighter.

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Top 17 Most Favorite Franchises

#17 - Streets of Rage:  Streets of Rage is fun. You beat up thugs To Yuzo Koshiro's awesome soundtrack. Streets of Rage 2 is considered the Best.  

#16 - Final Fight:  Capcom's first Beat'em-Up. The Franchise has had a few good entries and a garbage one. It's since been integrated into the Street Fighter Franchise. the Original Final Fight is, to me, the best in the Franchise.   

#15 - Final Fantasy: Used to be one of my favorite franchises before it crapped up and went to hell. I Hate the newer entries in the franchise. So, the only reason why this Franchise is on this list is because I still love the Old Entries. To me, Final Fantasy Was the Greatest JRPG Series of All Time. Final Fantasy's VI, VII, and VIII are my personal favorites.

#14 - Double Dragon: This Franchise fully introduced me to the Beat'Em-up Genre. Another thing to note is that, Double Dragon has been on again/off again since the late-90's, with new entries releasing sparaticlly.  Double Dragon II for the NES will always be the Best in the Franchise.        

#13 - Legend of Zelda: One of Nintendo's Top Franchises. Not too big on the 3D Titles, due to me getting lost, but I Love the Traditional Top-Down games.in the Franchise. A Link to the Past is my favorite Zelda Game.

#12 - Dragon Ball Z: I'm a fan of the Anime And a fan of Fighting games, so me liking this franchise a is a no-brainer. I love the The Budokai Trilogy. Xenoverse is decent too. 

#11 - Chrono Trigger: The only Franchise on this list with only 3 entries, and I'm only a fan of the 1st game, since the other 2 were severely lacking.  

#10 - WWF/WWE: WWF/WWE is my favorite Wrestling Company. I stopped playing after the PS3, but still enjoy watching gameplay footage on Youtube. Favorites include - WWF RAW, WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game, WWF War Zone, WWE '13, and WWF 2k14.  

#9 - Donkey Kong: From the Arcade Classics to the Country Series, the Donkey Kong Franchise is great. I love Donkey Cong Countrys 1 and 2.

#8 - Sonic the Hedgehog: Been a fan of the Blue Blur since the beginning. Sure the franchise has taken a sharp dive with it's 3D games after Heroes, but despite that, Sonic The Hedgehog will always remain a favorite. Speaking of, Sonic 2 for the Genesis is my favorite Game in the franchise. 

#7 - Marvel v. Capcom: The first ever Crossover Fighting Game Franchise is also one of the Best. Capcom's finest duke it out with Marvel's greatest. I like Marvel Super Heroes v. Street Fighter and Marvel v. Capcom 1 best.  

#6 - Tetris: It's Tetris, the Puzzle Game of Puzzle Games. Most Gamers Love Tetris. It's fun and easy to learn and master. The Game Boy version is awesome.

#5 - Street Fighter: The Greatest Non-Crossover Fighting Franchise of them All. Street Fighter II was not only my first entry into the Franchise, But my introduction to the Fighting Game Genre. Super Street Fighter II, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, and Street Fighter Alpha 3 are my top 3.

#4 - Super Mario: One word to describe this Franchise And it's Characters - Iconic! Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros.3 are in my top 3. 

#3 - Pokemon: The Pokemon Franchise is Nintendo's Cash Cow. My first entry into Pokemon was with Pokemon Blue, though now I'm a huge Gen Two'er (hyper fan of the 2nd generation). This is my Favorite JRPG, with Pokemon Gold and Silver being my favorite entries.. 

#2 - Super Smash Bros.: The Greatest Crossover Fighting Game of All Time and My Favorite Fighting Game. Pit Video Games most Iconic Characters against Each other on Platforming Stages. Fun and Chaotic. Ultimate and WiiU/3DS are the best in the series.

#1 - Mega Man: My Favorite Gaming Franchise Ever. The Mega Man Franchise has had many different sub-series, each with their own unique gameplay. My favorite of these sub-series are The Classic Series and The X Series.I'm such a huge fan.  My top 3 Mega Man Titles are Mega Man 3, Mega Man X4, and Mega Man X.

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Top 8 Favorite Game Systems

#8 - The Nintendo 64: Nintendo's 64-Bit System. Would've dominated if it used CDs instead of Cartridges. Super Smash Bros. and Super Mario 64 are 2 recommended games.

#7 - The Nintendo Game Boy (GB): The Original Game Boy was my first experience with Portable Gaming. Despite it being colorless and un-backlit, I still hold a special place in my heart for this system and it's great library of games.  

#6 - The Nintendo Game Boy Color (GBC): I'm a fan of the Original Game Boy, but an even bigger fan of this one. Not Only can you play the OG Game Boy Games In Color, but the Game Boy Color Exclusive Games are great fun.  

#5 - The Nintendo Game Boy Advance (GBA):Nintendo's 16-bit Handheld not only had a great library of games, but was also backwards comparable with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color Games. The Last Retro System.   

#4 - The Sega Genesis: My First 16-Bit System and one that would get me into the Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise. The Genesis had a good library of games and even though it wasn't as strong or as smart as the Super NES, it Was faster. Blast Possessing, Baby!!! 

#3 - The Nintendo Entertainment System (NES): My 2nd Video Game System. The King of 8-Bit Consoles. 

#2 - The Sony Playstation (PS1): Sony's most Legendary Console. From 1997 - 2000, The PS1 Was Thee Gaming Console to Own. 

#1 - The Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES): The Super NES was/is Nintendo's most popular system. It's library of games is Legendary. And like with it's predecessor, the NES, The Super Nintendo launched a slew of Famous Franchises. 

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Top 5 Favorite Heroes 

#5 - Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII):  The first Final Fantasy Hero with a deep backstory, which I Won't go into here. All I'm gonna say is that Cloud was the first "Cool" Final Fantasy Hero and was also relatable in some way.

#4 - Ryu (Street Fighter): Unlike Cloud, Ryu doesn't have a deep and complex backstory. He's just a Japanese Fighter wandering the World challenging it's Greatest Warriors. He's disciplined, a great fighter, and an honorable man.  

#3 - Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog): The Fastest Thing Alive. Sonic has great speed and an attitude to match. Sonic was created due to Sega needing a Mascot that could go toe-to-toe with Mario. 

#2 - Mario (Super Mario): Mario is the most Iconic Video Game Icon ever and the Everyman of Video Games.   

#1 - X (Mega Man X): Dr. Light's final creation. A reluctant Maverick Hunter with infinite potential. X is my Favorite Mega Man character.     

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Top 5 Favorite Villains

#5 - Sigma (Mega Man X): The King of the Mavericks. Sigma is the Mega Man version of a Fascist and a Racist, who wants to either enslave or eradicate the Human Race, depending on his mood.   

#4 - Ganon/Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda): The reincarnation of the Demon Lord, Demise, and Holder of the Triforce of Power is Link's greatest foe and Hyrule's biggest threat.        

#3 - M. Bison (Street Fighter): The Psycho Powered M.Bison was Street Fighters first Super Villain and it's most Iconic.

#2 - Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII): An elite warrior turned psycho. Not gonna dive into any backstories here, but let's just say that Sephiroth's coolness is what makes him one of the most iconic bad guys in gaming.

#1 - Bowser Koopa (Super Mario): The Koopa King and Princess Kidnapper Extraordinaire is, without question, the most iconic Video Game Villain.   

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Top 8 Favorite Gameplay Features 

#8 - The Job Swapping/Custom Class System (Final Fantasy I, III, and V): This System allows the player characters to take on the rolls of various Job Classes. In III and V, these Jobs could be switched on the fly. A great way to extend replay value.

#7 - The Materia System (Final Fantasy VII): Sticking with Final Fantasy. The Materia System allows the player to customize Battle Options, Increase Stats, and More. There are 5 types of Materia - Magic, Support, Summon, Command, and Independent.  Mixing and Matching Materia is a great way to play FFVII.    

#6 - Stage Selection (Various Games): Popularized by The Mega Man Franchise. A Stage Selection is self explanatory, so not much to say about this useful feature. 

#5 - Weapon Get System aka The Variable Weapons System (Mega Man Series): Speaking of the Mega Man Franchise, the Main Feature (besides the stage select) is the Weapon Get System, where You defeat a Boss and get His Weapon. Then, you can use that Weapon at anytime during the Stage. I love this feature. 

#4 - Monster Catching (Pokemon Series): Originally a Dragon Quest feature, popularized by Pokemon. Catch Monsters, Battle With Monsters.  

#3 - Multiple Playable Characters (Various Games): A great way to increase replay value and fun of a game is to have Multiple Characters, especially with different gameplay styles, to play as.  

#2 - Auxiliary Items (Various Games): Popularized by Super Mario Bros. 3 Auxiliary Items are a great way to help a struggling player.

#1 - Character Customization (Various Games): Customizing a player character or even creating your own is Thee Best Gameplay Feature.

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Top 3 Gaming Magazines

 #3 - Electronic Gaming Monthly: I stopped reading Gaming Mags in the Late 90's and EGM was one of those mags. 

#2 - GamePro Magazine: I liked this Mag better than EGM, due to it being more fun to read thanks to their cast of fictional reviewers (which, in reality, were cartoon avatars for the actual writers). I liked their rating system and their April Fool's gag, LamePro.

#1 - Nintendo Power: My first Gaming Magazine experience was with NP. I have a whole Nostalgia post planned about this Magazine, so stay tuned for that in the Future.   

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Top 3 Video Game Themed TV Shows  

#3 - Video Power (1990 - 1992): Hosted by Johnny Arcade. Season 1 previewed and reviewed games, as well as featured The Power Team,a cartoon show about Acclaim Video Game Heroes fighting in the Real World. Season 2 was all Game Show, though Johnny still offered tips for games. 

#2 - Nick Arcade (1992): A Game Show where the Highlight was Playing Video Games. And on toppa that, The Winners got to participate in The Video Zone, a "Video Game" where the contestants must finish 3 stages in a limited time by collecting items. They pulled this off using camera tricks and green screen. I'll talk more about this show another time.

#1 - GamePro TV (1991 - 1999): Initially hosted by J.D. Roth, GamePro TV was the #1 Video Game Review and Preview Show. They not only did  Software reviews, but Hardware reviews too. As time went on, Roth was out and the show took on a new format. Admittedly, I only watched during the Roth years every Saturday Mornings, though I have caught the Post-Roth Seasons on YouTube. 

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Top 62 Recommended Retro Games (from MY Personal Experience!). 

#62 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A 1989/1990 Beat 'em Up for the Arcade 

#61 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - THe Arcade Game: A 1990 Beat 'em Up for the NES. 

#60 -  Castlevania III - Dracula's Curse: A 1990 Action Platformer for the NES.

#59 -  Ninja Guiden II - The Dark Sword of Chaos: A 1990 Action Platformer for the NES. 

#58 - Castlevania Bloodlines: A 1994 Action Platformer for the Sega Genesis

#57 - Super Castlevania IV: A 1991 Action Platformer for the Super NES.

#56 - Gradius III: A 1991 Shoot 'em Up for the Super NES. 

#55 - Mega Man 2: A 1988/1989 Action Platformer for the NES

#54 - Donkey Kong: A 1981 Platformer for the Arcade and NES. 

#53 - Donkey Kong Jr.: A 1982 Platformer for the Arcade and NES.

#52 - Golden Axe: A 1989 Beat 'em Up for the Arcade and Sega Genesis.

#51 - Gunstar Heroes: A 1994 Action Game for the Sega Genesis.

#50 - Revenge of Shinobi: A 1989 Action Platformer for the Sega Genesis

#49 - Sonic Spinball: A 1993 Pinball Game for the Sega Genesis.

#48 - .WCW Mayham: A 1999 Wrestling Game for the Sony Playstation and N64.

#47 -  Armored Core: A 1997 3D Action Game for the Sony Playstation

#46 - Spyro the Dragon: A 1998 Action Platformer for the Sony Playsyation.

#45 - Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu: A 1990 Action Platformer for the Turbo Grafix 16 and NES.     

#44 - Mega Man Battle & Chase: A 1997 Racing Game for the Sony Playstation.

#43 - Punch-Out: A 1987 Sports Game for the NES. 

#42 - Final Fantasy VI: A 1994 Traditional RPG for the Super NES.

#41 - WWF WrestleMania - The Arcade Game: A 1995 Fighting Game for The Arcade, Sega Genesis, and Sony Playstation.

#40 - Mortal Kombat II: A 1994/1995 Fighting Game for The Arcade and Super Nintendo. 

#39 - Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time: A 1998 3D Action RPG for the Nintendo 64.

#38 - Star Fox 64: A Shoot 'em Up for the Nintendo 64.

#37 - Streets of Rage 2: A 1992 Beat 'em Up Game for the Sega Genesis. 

#36 - Super Metroid: An 1994 Action Platformer for the Super NES.

#35 - Super Mario RPG: A 1996 Traditional RPG for the Super NES.

#34 - Kirby's Super Star: A 1996 Action Platformer for the Super NES.

#33 - Kirby's Adventure: A 1993 Action Platformer for the NES.

#32 -  Sim City: A 1991 Simulation Game for the Super NES.

#31 -  Super Mario Land 2 - 6 Golden Coins: A 1992 Action Platformer for the Game Boy.

#30 - Super Mario World: A 1990/1991 Action Platformer for the Super NES.

#29 - Marvel v. Capcom: A 1998 Fighting Game for the Arcade and Sony Playstation.

#28 - Mega Man - The Power Fighters: A 1998 Action Game for the Arcade. 

#27 - Super Street Fighter II: A 1993/1994 Fighting Game for the Arcade, Super NES, and Sony Playstation. 

#26 - Pokemon Stadium 2: A 2001 Simulation Game for the Nintendo 64.

#25 - Super Smash Bros: A 1999 Fighting Game for the Nintendo 64.

#24 - Donkey Kong Country 2 - Diddy's Kong Quest: An 1995 Action Platformer for the Super NES. 

#23 - Legend of Zelda - Link's Awakening DX: A 1998 Action RPG for the Game Boy Color. 

#22 - Mega Man Xtreme 2: A 2001 Action Platformer for the Game Boy Color.

#21 - Mario Kart 64: A 1997 Racing Game for the Nintendo 64.

#20 - Pac-Man: A 1980 Legendary Game for the Arcade and the NES. 

#19 - Sonic CD: A 1993 Action Platformer for the Sega CD.

#18 - Final Fight: A 1989 Beat 'em Up for the Arcade, Super NES, and Sega CD.

#17 - Mega Man X4: A 1997 Action Platformer for the Sony Playstation. 

#16 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles in Time: A 1992 Beat 'em Up for the Super NES

#15 - Final Fantasy VIII: A 1999 Traditional RPG for the Sony Playstation.  

#14 - Double Dragon II - The Revenge: A 1989 Beat 'em Up for the NES.

#13 - Sonic Adventure 2 - A 2000 3D Action Platformer for the Sega Dreamcast. 

#12 - Super Mario 64 - A 1996 3D Action Platformer for the Nintendo 64.

#11 - Chrono Trigger: A 1995 Traditional RPG for the Super NES. .   

#10 - Gran Turismo - A 1998 Racing Game for the Sony Playstation.   

#9 - Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past: A 1991/1992 Action RPG for the Super NES.

#8 - Mega Man 3: A 1990 Action Platformer for the NES.

#7 - Pokemon Gold and Silver: A 1999/2000 Traditional RPG for the Game Boy Color.

#6 - Tetris: A 1989 Puzzle Game for The Game Boy. (though tetris is fun on all platforms) 

#5 - Street Fighter Alpha 3: A 1998 Fighting Game for the Arcades and The Sony Playstation.

#4 - Final Fantasy VII: A 1997 Traditional RPG for the Sony Playstation.

#3 - Sonic the Hedgehog 2: A 1992 Action Platformer for the Sega Genesis. 

#2 - Mega Man X: A 1993/1994 Action Platformer for the Super NES.  

#1 - Super Mario Bros. 3: A 1988/1990 Action Platformer For the NES.  

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Top 8 Retro Games that Made Their Console's Super Popular (aka the "Killer App" Games).

#8 - Virtua Fighter (the Sega Saturn in 1994/1995): Sega's answer to Street Fighter. Helped the Saturn gain a short success streak in Japan.

#7 - Super Mario 64 (the N64 in 1996): Mario's first 3D adventure. Truley showed off most of what the N64 could do.

#6 - Pokemon Gold and Silver (The Game Boy Color in 1999/2000): Not a launch title, but demonstrated the full potential of the Game Boy Color's capabilities, especially with the Shiny Pokemon.

#5 - Super Mario World (The Super NES in 1990/1991): A Launch title in Japan and a Pack-In one for the U.S. SMW doubled as a Tech Demo, giving players a sneak preview of what the SNES was capable of. 

#4 - Tetris (The Game Boy in 1989): Tetris was becoming popular in the late-80's. Came as a Pack-In Game for the Game Boy, which greatly helped moved sales and eventually crush the competition. 

#3 - Sonic The Hedgehog (The Sega Genesis in 1991): Like with Super Mario World, Sonic 1 was both a Pack-In Game (in the u.s.) And a Tech Demo. This game effectively demonstrated the Speed of the Sega Genesis.  

#2 - Final Fantasy VII (The PS1 in 1997): Like with Pokemon G/S, Final Fantasy VII was not a launch title, but it did show the public what the Sony Playstation could Really do.  

#1 - Super Mario Bros. (The NES in 1985): The Game that healed The American Game Industry after the Video Game Crash. Many bought an NES Just to play this game.

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Top Retro Video Game Soundtracks

Saved For it's Own Post. 

 

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this. Any of Your favorite Retro Games on this list? Anyway, Until next time,Punch Nazis, Kick Commies, Resist Modern Attitudes, and Stay Gold!   

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